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I'm going to try and work in "this is the elevens" at least two times at work tomorrow. More depending on the reactions of my coworkers.

So paranoia kicking in here- but installing an addon/extension/app that has access to "your data on all websites" to combat privacy concerns seems a bit counterproductive.

My favorite thing about clicking that link is how it loads the page fully and then pops up and wants an age verification to make sure your old enough to see it... except they already showed it.

Same. I only wear g-strings with my tailored pants or for sexy time. The seams of the g-string line right up with the seams on my pants and for sexy time it doesn't matter! With jeans and skirts I prefer full coverage underwear. Denim feels funny against my butt and if my skirt is gonna blow up in the wind I want a

It does depend on where you are at. I currently live in a college town and, sadly, college students get pets by the semester. At the end of that semester all the animals end up at the shelters. You can get any type of dog you want really, everything from mutts to full-bloods (you can also get rabbits, ferrets, brids,

I also have one there, it is one of three that I have (the other two are in the common spot on top of my head). Needless to say I don't fight with my hair much and kinda just deal with what it wants to do. I do have bangs that I allow only a select few people to cut since they have to be cut in a specific way- longer

I had a nurse at the ER ask me about my pain on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being a stubbed toe 10 being Jesus Christ on a cross. I looked at her like she was crazy and replied with a 3. I was on crutches for a month and also sport an amazing scar that runs from knee to ankle. But there was no way that hurt anywhere near as

I too had to explain the difference to my husband. The other one that was a kick to talk about is that a women can swim while on her period. Yep, my husband knew nothing about women to begin with.

Preach it! Mirena is my BFF!

As long as dresses are designed with the boobs in mind! I hate finding a really cute dress buy it looking all wonky because my boobs make it shorter in the front than it is in the back.

My student worker was spreading the gospel about shellac manicures on Friday. According to her it lasts forever.

I wonder what the setting time is? After getting my vein opened and then stitched back together I was not allowed to move for eight hours for fear of ripping the vein open. Through the entire hospital stay that was my least favorite part, I'm a squirmier- followed closely by not being able to actually sleep because

My husband and I are very secure in our bathroom 'duties' (teehee duty). We often shout to each other about having to come see something. I've witnessed the double stream and we had a good laugh over it. I've also witnessed the pee with an erection and the it only seems to be coming out at an odd angle. My calling him

The Texas Forest Service has a GoogleEarth map which gives extent of fire (number of acres) and percent containment: [txforestservice.tamu.edu]

I had a home ec class in junior high. We were taught the basics of cooking, sewing, balancing a bank account, etc. I'm a fairly good cook, but I hate doing it- I don't have the patience. I love to sew though and my bank account is doing fine. So two out of three ain't bad (plus whatever the etc was).

I'm in College Station and watched a police officer, a POLICE OFFICER, flick his cigarette out his window! That made me so angry!

Spend lots of time wishing and hoping and praying and whatever you feel like doing to direct it to Texas. Please and thank you!

I make Halloween costumes. I always make a "couple" costume for my husband and I. When I think I will have some extra time I will also make costumes for other people. The amount of money people will pay you to make a costume is incredible!

I haven't named my computer, but the GPS unit in our car is Lola. For some reason the female voice it uses to give directions just told us her name was Lola. Now when my husband and I travel we always have to ask each other if we remembered to bring Lola.

I have a cat, Tiberius, who is always VERY excited when my husband and I come home from work, to the extent that he will stop whatever he is doing to greet us on our way in. One time he rushed from the cat box to see us. My husband sat down on the couch and Tiberius kept going back and forth between the two of us and