“Hey... tell me the truth. Is your name really ‘Kit Fisto’?”

IT’S A CARP!

Oh lord... Miss April has me so hard right now. I’d like to fertilize her roe.

was it the dead eyes of the live girls that tipped the scales?

Floundering to make a joke here, aren’t we? Couldn’t let this one skate by?

I was sure it would be a flop! Guess they schooled me!

Magnificent carp need only apply.

That calendar turned out swimmingly.

I Yet Again Was Not Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar, But I Was Sent One

Because it is a tragedy so inhumane, it is unquantifiable and and can’t be categorized. It brings on complex emotions and thought processes go completely out of whack. Thus the void where this can spread.

I cried this morning at work when I read that she had been evacuated. Then I went into the bathroom and sobbed in the stall because yesterday a tv journalist reported on a 5 year old child in Syria who was in surgery WITHOUT ANAESTHESIA. He was reciting verses of the Quran out loud to withstand the pain.

I think in this case worst=most blindly self-involved

He was ninety-six, had a good life, and didn’t die ironically. Not too bad.

But at NO point will their “hopeful-I’ll-get-rich-too” supporters EVER wake up to that fact. Dear lord we are so fucked.

White Man Rule No. 4: If you can’t have something, ruin it for everyone else.

but they have to be the ‘right’ kind of black people too. Can’t just go around prosecuting every red-blooded ‘american’exercising their second amendment rights!

The main take away: 9 black people have to die at a time, that’s apparently the minimum number.

now we know what it takes to convict the mass slaughter of blacks. just a confession, eyewitness accounts, and plenty of cctv footage of the crime. duly noted!

They have no incentive to follow the law. Republicans control everything. Almost none of these cabinet picks would be allowed with a typical Republican president-elect. Having Trump allows them to put people in power they only could have dreamed of! Hopefully lawsuits will be one of the few ways to control their…

(a handy roadmap to purge federal employees because of their political beliefs)