#4 My god, yes. It’s awful. AND, if you do all that prep and you aren’t “clear,” they won’t scope you, and they’ll make you come back, and you’ll have to do that prep AGAIN. So get it right the first time: prep your ass off, even with the tears running down your face, even with your gag reflex doing the samba.

ICE acted shocked here in Salt Lake City too, when they heard about our community dinner to support two undocumented women protesting their deportation. One of the ICE agrnts’ daughters called them out after reading the media coverage of our event, and they were DEEPLY HURT. DERPLY!!!!

And where the fuck did the “Obama is a Muslim” part come in? I gotta admit, Nancy, that shit came out of nowhere. It surprised me because I thought you were going in a whole different direction, but then you pivoted on me and wedged a little Islamophobia in there. And you prefaced it with a Ben Carson reference. And…

It’s bullshit for her to play them against themselves. Since when is justice conditional?

Nope, it’s not. We get drug resistant strains when people don’t take their medication perfectly.

118 words to say #notallwhitepeople, plus two more to say “honest question” to a non-question.

I think Tormund dies, precisely because he voiced his exuberant hopes for the future. THAT would be the TV show we know and love, wouldn’t it?

Hey, don’t shoot me, I’m just the raven.

At the very bottom of the list of Trump supporters’ horrible attributes is this: They are shitty judges of character. If you voted for Trump, I won’t trust you to even choose your own dentist.

I’m sure most of them would have done a lot more than an acrostic ... but they figured why waste their energy on That Asshole.

Except it doesn’t work as a substitute when it doesn’t even taste like ice cream. I still want real ice cream after giving Halo Top the old college try. It is definitely for people who have forgotten what ice cream tastes like. The friends of mine who rave about it are all weightliftes who are counting macros.

And the background appears as an attachment (as signified by the paper clip in the margin), so every goddamn time you have to download the attachment to make sure you’re not missing something important. Fuck you, frivolous email graphics.

You said this beautifully, thank you.

Here’s mine.

Yeah, pretty sure she’s just referring to the fact that he has ears.

And Rumsfeld. Don’t forget Rumsfeld. I do not long for the Bush days at all, not one bit. There’s a clear bright line from those days to these in the Republicans’ assumption that they have a RIGHT to rule.

Her voice is in phenomenal shape. She’s got the timbre of an old lady, but it’s just as flexible and under control as ever. She really understands her instrument. Those fur coats she wears? Not only for flash. They’re to keep her body warm until she’s ready to let it rip.

They can always introduce more bills. Make more ass-kicking, hell-raising speeches. There’s always more they could do.

No, they won’t review them. These reports will become the new rape-kits —- stuck away in a closet for 10 years until obsolete.

What about the really really good Stanford swimmer who got a little bit of action? Can we get an update on whether he’s eating steak again?

We are so utterly fucked.