Woof. It’s too bad there weren’t people near by trying to warn people about this kind of thing!

I think the allegation would be it was intentional. “You want to protest the pipeline on the basis of clean water? We’ll fuck your water supply so it doesn’t matter.”

“Accident”

I mean, you don’t have to tamper with voting machines for an election result to be manipulated. Voter suppression and foreign action WERE factors in the election outcome. It’s just that no one tampered with the machines or the count itself, so it wasn’t very literally rigged.

And that ok case was amaaazing! They’re legit the best trolls ever. I’m really impressed by their work.

See they all are, but they’re geniuses. The way our laws work it’s easier to fight these stupid kind of laws saying your religion is being discriminated against. Also it’s provocative which is great. That’s why they will fight to have a satanic statue in a courthouse because it’ll force the government to get rid of…

I thought I was an athiest, but these Satanists are way better at PR and aren’t bothersome at all, so maybe I should join.

I’m also an atheist. I believe deeply in arguing with people on the terms that they’ve set out. This is the best example of this.

They actually kind of have to adopt the trappings of a religion to fight the way they do; a lot of Republicans like to pull out the “freedom of religion, not freedom from religion” card, and argue that Athiesism isn’t a religion, and therefore isn’t covered by religious liberty laws. So they pretend to be religious,…

Yeah I’m an atheist and I fully support these people. It sucks to have to use “religion” as a manipulation tool but I’m a fight fire with fire sort of person.

Well said. I’m also an atheist, but I may join the Satanic Temple, just for the hell of it.

Y’know, I am an atheist. I believe that most of TST folks are, too. So I want to get all criticizey on them and say “Hey, don’t use satire to try to make your point, just use honest argument”. But y’know what? Their shit works. And it seems like it’s often the only thing that does, particularly with this sort of…

2016 is when Satanists are the good guys.

The satanic temple is like the only “religion” I respect at this point. Go Satan go!

Perhaps the veracity of anthropogenic climate change was in one of the 34 daily briefings he’s skipped? Yup, that sort of data’s in there too Donny! It’s not all exploding cigars and Stealth Bomber V3 updates!

He is literate, to the extent that he reads anything at all, and he’s not rock stupid, though he’s surprisingly unsmart for a guy in his shocking new position. He is extremely lazy and prone to listen to the last person who spoke to him, which, considering his Cabinet of Horrors, is not a good thing. What he does know…

the biggest problem with fondue is that it’s upsold as some kind of fancy-pants rich person food.

It’s all about the fancy schmancy cooper mugs, and the bartenders’ zest for overdoing the ginger in fancy schmancy ways (crystallized ginger, baby ginger syrup). The Mule is basically this decade’s Mojito.

As an official White Person From Connecticut™, I can brook much of this ribbing in good humor. My tartans and cakes and mug toppers will survive this onslaught of Magaryisms. My holiday good cheer will continue apace and my cup will runneth over with nasty-ass truffle oils while I listen to the Non-specific Winter…

America needs a Black Megyn Kelly. She’d be like “Santa is brown; Jesus is clearly Black...”