i had to euthanize my cat on Monday. Thor has crossed the rainbow bridge into Valhalla. He will be greatly missed. :(

Blue Apron is $10 per serving.

taking illegal drugs is always illegal.  pregnant or not.  because they are ILLEGAL drugs.

that is not what i take issue with.  i take issue with this being called a “trend” when they are giving me one example from a likely pissed off wife.  that does not a trend make.

so, wait for it to come on TBS, TNT or FX is what you are saying :)

wait - so one guy gets a vagina pic and now it’s a trend?

i think the cops always try to talk to the non wasted people to get the story before trying to talk to drunk, methed out assholes.

she looks like a child dressing up as a disney princess.

can anyone tell me where i can get a pair of those boots that the girl in the stock photo is wearing?? I love them!

excellent use of your fortune!!

you should propose if you want to. go for it! as for leaving an estate, you can always leave it to a charity or charities of your choice. you can even ask them (your charity of choice) and they can help you with the planning.

i thought it was because of the avocado toast?  no?  :)

i think it is stairs - he is at the top and she is still walking up.

features change, but if you had thin lips, they don’t get bigger with age.  they get thinner with age.  believe me, i am queen of the thin lip (and i hate it but i hate duck lips more).

did she really get all of the filler out cuz they still look a little plumper than they did pre lip filler.  ??  

You should add “Nanette” to this. it was fantastic and surprising.

fuck you

you forgot Bebe Stevens from Southpark. She should be #2 on your list.

that is what our youth is for - making bad fashion decisions :)

that is a glorious mullet!  i am in awe.