how about - it will end civilization as we know it?

what do you mean - Kat Von D, burlesque performer? I thought she did tattoos?

divorce him :)

that would require self awareness - a trait the donald clearly does not posses.

is that a tiny jake gyllenhal (or however you spell that last name)?

there was a blind gossip item and it was speculated that it was about natalie portman. Her baby’s daddy is not the dude she is married to and they are going to get divorced but are staying married to each other long enough for speculation about the baby to be gone. maybe this dude is the real dad.

yes, exactly. but not all bonds are government bonds. you can buy corporate bonds, muni bonds, govt bonds. and, interest is usually paid semi-annually as opposed to only paying the interest when the bond matures.

that is terrible. those poor orangutans.

for an assignment in a high school english class, we had to write instructions for how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for an alien (as in alien from outer space). it was actually quite difficult.

you should have asked her if she likes soup :)

Or - she is just an awful person. :)

yeah - can’t watch it now. just that 2 second clip of her completely turned me off.

he definitely takes after the Bouvier side of the family.

Led Zeppelin - Thank You

not that anyone cares or will even see this - my wedding song was Yellow Ledbetter by Pearl Jam. That should give a clue as to when i was married (and now long since divorced).

total snark. mimicking what rich, privileged Liv Tyler said up there. sorry, thought the smiley would work.

hey - the universe only gives you what you can handle. so, suck it up :)

not even for the winning megaball millions ticket would i ever head over to breitbart!

more proof - the end is nigh.

did you see that a person at the Daily Caller and a person at Red State also made rational, thoughtful statements today??? i don’t know what is happening. Maybe it is the end of the world?