she’s 8! she is still a baby. give her some time to lose the weight from puberty before you make her self conscious. a little girl must believe that her daddy thinks she is beautiful.

sweet.

what is IPL?

how is she aging backwards?? she looks fantastic!

so, Kelly looks like Boy George (the 80’s Boy George) right? i thought she was a dead ringer for him - it was distracting.

i cannot imagine having to raise a child at the age of 47. i am exhausted just thinking about it. power to these 2.

for dudes, yes.

i have an irrational hatred for the Jolie Pitts. Don’t know why i despise them, i just do.

the towels are distracting you? what is that in his pants? he is stuffing, right?

thank you! makes me feel better.

you used to work in haunted houses? question - the thing that always terrified me about them was - what if there is a fire? how do we get out? would all of the lights come on? are there many emergency exits? are workers trained to help evacuate?

i just learned about yaoi from Southpark last night. what a coinkydink.

what about a hairless cat? or take a zyrtec everyday?

she should’ve called it Pop. thats cute.

dude, it was total sarcasm. no one really threatened anybody.

“gourmet sambos”??? so, not only are they against vegans, they are racist too?

“I do hope he reconsiders leaving, because someone once told me divorce causes autism.”

ow long does it take for chlamydia to show up?

what if he did not know he had chlamydia?

jesus christ - that is awful. the look on her face says it all. I can’t speak spanish, but don’t need to to understand what is going on here. and dude, your pants are ridiculously tight.