do you think the secret service freaked out a bit when all the kids piled on top of him?

well, according to Catholicism, the repentance must be sincere. and god would know if it were sincere or not.

the red boots are cool. nothing else is.

the only thing that i worry about when i see a hair on the food is if it is IN the food. it makes me gag just thinking about it.

hey question for Starbucks employee, if you don’t mind answering - have you changed the way you do espresso shots? I always get a quad espresso and then dump it into my coffee. I have a set number of sugars i put in it to basically make it taste like liquid coffee ice cream (i put in an ungodly amount of sugar - or…

he’s probably terrified of her and her reactions and just doesn’t want to deal. poor guy.

its lindsey lohan

does anything horrible happen to the dog? i can’t watch movies where horrible things happen to the animals.

God (seriously, it’s god @thetweetofgod) and Ricky Gervais

but you get paid, right?

use it as a teaching tool :)

i don’t understand this. the yoke is the best part!! i hate the white icky slimy stuff.

i loved Alice Cooper and the “Welcome to my nightmare” song he did on the show. it was so cool. i’d link it but the kinja ninja’s me when i try to link things.

blurred lines, man.

creepy man. creepy.

just do the american thing and yell “bababooey bababooey howard sterns penis” and then run away. you are protected by the constitution to yell that out. no legal worries.

that looks like Rob Cordry in a bad mustache.

i am looking for one for my bad, curved back. which brand do you use? there are so many, i can’t figure out which is the best. help?

my work computer always blocks tweets - what does it say?

i have an irrational hatred for both of these people.