he is blurring the lines of appropriateness with this one.

i would buy this shirt. do you have a secret “go fund me” page for it?

i am interested in the secret menu of drugs that all these fast food places seem to have. meth, weed, etc.

beautiful ass.

i’m so sorry for you :)

you are also supposed to remove all of the plastic from those kraft cheese slices. the more you know.

not with extra espresso shots in it.

hey ceelo - Fuck You

one of my favs from childhood was the Coffee Fribble from Friendlys. Yum Yum.

where else can you get a milkshake with caffeine in it? that’s the only reason i get a mocha frappucino with 2 espresso shots in it.

Thank the spaghetti monster - i thought i was stroking out. but their lips weren’t matching up with the songs, for real. you confirmed it for me. Phew.

okay fine. but if i say - “no thanks” - then how about you stop? instead of thinking that i didn’t really mean “no thanks”. that is the issue.

someone whose only contribution to the cause is donating money

all of my extras go into the women’s room at work. they are always gone by the end of the day.

that is not marijuana. i don’t know what weed you are smoking, but if it looks like that, you need your money back.

waepons

3 words: Reign Over Me

there was seriously animal abuse? was anyone held accountable?

this is the guy that is going to infuse Gawker with a bunch of cash, right?

the Jews have to be in Israel because Jesus only comes back once the original temple mount is rebuilt. in the very place that the dome of the rock now sits.