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“The best freelance sacks are made of burlap.”

Suuure, the Greek guy just "accidentally" missed the right hole.

“I think Chandler Jones might have smoked a ton of PCP that night. I know I just did.”
/rips Golic in half with his bare hands

+ .08

After the game, Cardinals president Bill DeWitt III said, “At first, walking onto the ice was a little odd. But it gave me a chance to know what it is like to be Tony LaRussa.”

Haha, this is the whitest protest in world history

Well, the picture confirms Kroenke wasn’t Staaling.

Fuck you Eric Staal, FUCK YOU!

Good job by the conduit trusted to let us know the details of what is going on in the world...

My mom forwarded me this facebook-meme-math-catasrophe. I called the police and now she is safely behind bars for the rest of her rotten life.

This account has me rethinking my position on both wrestling and Subway.

the 9ers next coach is going to be Corsin Larry

Carlos Hyde is an appealing running back

Chip gets the one job that Hue Jackson looked at and thought, “Nah, better go with Cleveland”

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

I’m cautiously optimistic about this. I still think Kaepernick could be a good quarterback if you have a coach that makes every decision for him.

Woot, I won the office pool!

Go take care of your Prius-driving dog.