Yep. "Floor Lamp." It's my one woman performance piece.

I know, right? It's a serious problem. I don't live with my mom. Yet.

I live alone in a rather large, Edwardian flat with 13 foot ceilings. When the bulbs burn out in my ceiling fixtures I will carry around a floor lamp from room to room. I plug it in and do my business and then move on, rather than just change the bulb. I did this once for a month straight before I finally pulled out…

Great choice! I'd say probably a Cabernet sauvignon. I'm on a real raspberry Danish twist/Pinot noir kick these days.

This week my BF was supposed to be out for the evening and changed his plans at the last minute, then he said "what are *we* going to do for dinner?" LOL - "I'm having chips and dip and rum, you can have whatever you like" ;)

Sometimes I like to randomly flop down with my tongue hanging out the side of my mouth and imagine what my chalk outline would look like if I died suddenly while folding the laundry or something.

Occasionally I follow that with slowly curling my fingers up like corpses do during rigor mortis then I quickly check out…

"Save the giblets!"

I like to multitask (or more accurately, I hate mono-tasking unless that task is extremely engaging), and I also like watching subtitled things, which results in me watching foreign stuff while doing whatever I can do without taking my eyes from the screen, which is pretty much limited to stretches and exercises that…

I hold full, out-loud, long conversations by myself, pretending I'm a guest on WTF with Marc Maron. Sometimes I politely argue with him; sometimes we battle; sometimes I just charm him with my stories and wit. It's intensely self-indulgent and embarrassing and I love it. I would DIE if someone overheard me. I have a…

Rehearsing out loud the arguments I will never have with people who have upset me sometime between twenty five years ago and today, when I'm angry.

Hmm... is joke?

>SIGH<

I'd seen most of her Tropes gaming videos, of course, and, frankly, not had much issue with them. Much of what she showed in them—the propensity for games to depict a disappointingly narrow range of female characters, of often using women in games as props to motivate players, of regularly sexualizing female…

Of all of Sarkeesian's requests, I could see this being viewed as the most well-intentioned but creatively stifling one—Why not sometimes have a sexy female enemy? Why not sometimes let a character of any type be helpless or play up their gender?—and yet it also seemed to be the one where she was trying hardest to…

No, it's more a call to not animate people like they're sashaying along model's runway or about to seduce someone in bad porn, and have them move like an actual woman would. Lord knows I get annoyed with some game's male walking animations, I can't imagine how annoying it would be if I was a woman and had to spend my…

I really would like if that big ass armored character in Overwatch was a lady. More characters like this please.

Haters always hate on the English degree. Somehow, like you, I've been gainfully employed (at fancy pants companies even!) since I graduated. People like to pretend like an English major is useless, but I'm doing better than most people in my age group, and have yet to notice the uselessness.

This! I understand how frustrated people are by their inability to find jobs in their "field", but I'm also bored with having my English BA declared "worthless" and reading about how MBAs are the hot thing. Really? Because the 2 receptionists at my work both have MBAs while I'm doing quite well in my career with my…

My English degree has gotten me so much farther than a BBA would have. For the record, I had a job when I graduated college, spent only 3 weeks unemployed after being laid off, and was hired after only 1 interview for my current job.

I'm the first in my family go have gone to college. I don't care if I have to end up working a crappy job (which thankfully shouldn't have to happen)... the amount of the world that was opened up to me by attending college, the different viewpoints I was exposed to, the experiences I had, all of that will have made it…