Remember, kids, bamlanivimab spelled backwards is bamivinalmab.

Probably when my kids wanted those Kentucky Fried Chicken popcorn chicken bowls and I didn’t want to give my money to them so I knocked them up at home instead. The big mistake was in doing it better than them and then my kids demanded them almost weekly for YEARS. Now those are a hot mess.

Mr. Kornacki as a...

Breaking News:
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I got selection of good states on sales, stranger!

Presidential elections.....

“What we’re seeing is the Switch outpace the sales of the best selling console of all time, the PS2, even without forecast numbers. Now, will the PS5 or Xbox Series X/S eat into that lead? We’ll have to see. Please let me sleep.”

As news of Biden’s victory spread across the country, our cameras have spotted Spider-Man outside of New York’s Fisk Tower. In a statement to the press, the webbed hero claims he’s following up on reports that Fisk is sending out armed henchmen to terrorize local ballot-counting centers.

Despite the Khan’s refusal to concede, our election night map clearly shows that Jin’s message of peace over barbarian rule has resonated with the people of Tsushima Island.

My mental health low point foods:

I don’t know if this counts - latent chaos.

On nights when I’m really tired and really stressed, I buy a big bag of frozen French fries from the Safeway, heat them up in the oven, and eat them all.