This seems like a really unnecessary reason to “have a heart attack”. It’s a hat.

I can’t tell if yall are making purposefully bad slideshows to stick it to the herb, but they have been spectacularly awful lately.

I am inclined to think of volleyball in Top Gun and ‘Playing with the Boys”.

First of all, fuck Kinja’s lack of mobile browser text formatting options.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that you wish you could block!

“You can no longer confide in friends you do not have.”

It seems that the ethos of digital user interfaces is making its way to car design, and carmakers have blindly obeyed its tenets...

What about the feature where, when I go to check my notifications, it opens a new tab with “LIVE ON KINJA NOW” and a link to literally every GMG website which I have to click through to get to my actual notifications? I mean, Kudos to Kinja for getting me to clear out my Mobile Safari tabs on the daily (because the…

I really like One Day at a Time, but I think we also have to recognize that shows aren’t meant to live as long as people. 4 seasons and 40+ episodes is totally an acceptable run.

Let’s not start asking which Kinja features are and are not necessary.

Yeah it’s sort of a Catch-22; if you’re going to see a movie about a rock star you want to hear their music but in order to get the music rights your movie has to be so hagiographic that it sort of becomes pointless.

More of a jackass, I believe. 

It’s not Davidson’s tattoos sending us to the comments section, it’s that he’s a complete and utter piece of shit. The big difference between him and George Bailey is that the world really WOULD be better off if Davidson never existed.

I’m gonna go get the papers.

“We gather here today to commemorate the passing of Yoda’s Neglected Brother and Bull Shannon, both dead from spontaneous combustion due to the unholy amount of alcohol imbibed during a really dumb drinking game.”

Honestly I kind of wish they could use a compulsory license. How many good music biopics have we missed out on because the subjects are self-obsessed prisses? How good could Bohemian Rhapsody have been if the living members of Queen hadn’t stuck their stupid toilet-person oars in?

He said he watches Hoarders with the wife to inspire a nice house cleaning.