Nah.

I think if they do a Dark Tower series, that they should get the team that animated Tales of the Black Freighter and make it. It would be a much better show if it was animated rather than if it was live action.

I was just about to mention that. Rico Suave over here.

My dad voted for Trump, and my mom voted for Biden. I think there’s arranged marriages with more chemistry than my parents have. It’s honestly baffling how they’ve stayed married for 8,000 years like they have been.

Does buying the Pyramid Commode mean I get a kidnapped child named Pyramid or Commode? Expensive things usually come with child sex slaves, I heard.

Far Cry 6.

To be fair, any time I see a little Smart car it makes me smile. They just seem to be such happy cars.

Yeah, I never saw it yesterday and thought it was postponed or something, then noticed it was posted on Friday.

Not many people can pull off wearing a peacock cape, but he does it.

I gotta go with this one as well. 

I don’t think I’ve ever used the power button on my ps4, maybe hit it accidentally when unplugging a usb. I mean, who doesn’t use the controller to turn it on? 

I think you done entered the “get off my lawn” phase of your life. Welcome! You’ll find that a lot of things on the internet are perplexing, and why them kids laughing at that. Get a job, ya damn hippies.

People can be petty as hell. When I was a land surveyor I had to, on multiple occasions, go out and stake out someones’ property line because a bush or a fence was supposedly a 1/4” over the property. These people would always be outside with video cameras and inane stories about these prolonged feuds they’ve had with…

Christ, that Sarah Cooper show is awful. Just cringe after cringe.

True fact: if Trump wins this election, I’m done with voting. I’ll accept that I’m in the minority and that the majority knows what’s best for me. I’ll defer all my votes and will start selling my support to any cause. Fuck it, right? Moon base and Mars missions, hurrah.