“Brazen phrasing.” I freaking love it!

I don’t know. I assumed they were 16-18 years old. Thingamajig made a comment after one of the episodes saying they were 14, so I looked it up, and shit fire it said they were 14.

If I had a picture of the railing you’d see it wasn’t that impressive. It was like one of those solid wall balcony enclosures that are bout 8-10 inches thick.

Piss off, dude. Stop trying to talk shit about me like I’m trolling. You’re that dick that “follows” a bunch of troll and fake accounts.

I’m tellin ya, man, there’s a kind of beauty in the awfulness of the whole thing. It’s like watching a man devolve into an ape.

Truth time: All the Nightmare on Elm Street movies are shit. They’re corny as hell and have been forever. I watched Freddy’s Dead when I was 11-12 and laughed at how stupid it was then.

I like that. I hadn’t much thought of a name, but fallguy fred works.

I wouldn’t say it sucks, it’s a show that plays on Mondays when there’s really nothing else on. Maybe I’m just starved for shows that I accept it, but I wouldn’t call it bad. It’s. . .something.

Until you mentioned they were 14 in one of your comments earlier, I had no idea they were supposed to be that young. I thought they were 16-17. 14 is in damn middle school, and ain’t no white kid at 14 have a dirtstache like Fraser has.

I almost redid it to move the pink fall guy somewhere else. Maybe I should’ve just dulled his color a bit, he stands out a bit too much for my tastes. I thought everything else fit pretty well.

It happens. No biggie.

I watched the Borat movie Saturday morning. It’s pretty decent. I thought the ending was funny, and it was something I wasn’t expecting. Like the first movie, this one could’ve lopped off about 20-25 minutes of runtime to keep it from reaching the oversaturation point. It never gets bad, but it reaches dead horse…

Where do you get that I was proud from? It’s something that happened 20 years ago. It’s simply a story at this point.

I think it was just embarrassment all around. What are gonna do, go tell the landlord that someone perched up top was literally shitting on you? I would’ve just denied it. I didn’t even go down there and clean it up.

The sink was my first thought, but there were dishes in there. And it wasn’t like I had time to draw up a game plan.

When I first moved out, my girlfriend and me moved into a 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom apartment that was on the second floor. So one day, I got hit by one of those “oh christ I need to take a dump” moments. One of those eye-widening, pants coming off as you rush to the toilet moments. Except my girlfriend was in the…

That sounds like it.