I think everyone should own the Twilight series. I’ve seen the entire thing 5 times, and every time is like watching a tractor trailer crash into DisneyWorld: it’s just a beautiful disaster.

There’s a short story, either by Stephen or Joe, I forget which, that this format would work perfectly for. It’s about a boy that’s fishing by the shore on a creek when Satan comes and sits next to him. It’s really well done in the book, and there’s some true terror in reading it.

Sounds complicated. I think we’ll just skip prom and just do weird stuff underneath the power lines at the substation.

I mean, I’m on the eastern seaboard, the New York clock, the god damn future compared to those west coasters out in California, but, like, 2pm meaning what exactly? Eastern, central, standard? 2pm in Wales?

90s Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock were freakin gorgeous. Sure, I’m a pig, but holy moly watch that trailer. That Sandra Bullock is the type of gal you wanna marry. I wanna take Nicole Kidman to the frickin prom. They’re god damn beautiful.

I can say this with 100% conviction: Matt Bomer is a beautiful man. And not just his jaw dropping good looks, but his whole persona. I wanna shake his hand and ask him “how are things, buddy?”

I was gonna go with xtreme sports like snowboarding while slamming the Dew but settled on the degeneration because, and don’t tell anybody, I like the song.

Can someone explain to me how one becomes so staunchly republican? Like do you go “I’m a christian” or “I likes my guns” and then join the rebulican party thinking they give a shit about this, or does one simply say “I’m a republican” and then you adopt every cliche in the book to justify this?

Shit’s all broken:

Huh, never knew that. Learn something new.

Is this for real? I can’t tell if you’re being facetious or are serious. If real, I never knew this was a thing.

Ya know, this isn’t the response I need, but it’s definitely the one I deserve.

So I was looking at itunes last night, looking at Don Delillo’s new book The Silence trying to figure out if I want to buy it, when I see this:

So this happened.

Gonna ask, cause I’m an asshole, but does anyone have the “more than inhuman” quest available for marvel’s avengers on ps4? A bug screwed me outta doing it, and I need anyone to help me on it.

Here we go, this is garbage, but this is the bees knees:

There isn’t enough alcohol to deal with this shitshow.

Took me a beat to find em.

Gonna ask here, cause why not, but can anyone take me on the “more than inhuman” mission on ps4? I promise we ain’t gotta talk or any of that, but it’s a bug that has affected me and that square enix is aware of, but their solution seems to be to get someone to take you on a ride while they work it out.