Watch her in Don Jon. The movie is straight trash, but you’re gonna high five your bros after seeing her in it. Even gay people be like:

Mature rated games get adult humour:

It was an Xtreme time back then.

How could they not have seen this coming? Quibi was like one of those ideas you tell your buddies when you’re 3 pitchers in and all your ideas seem golden. But usually you wake up the next morning and have a laugh about it, or stay quiet when you realize how dumb your idea actually was and hope no one reminds you that…

What’s gonna be after Generation Z? I thought about that after my neighbor had a kid last week. In continuing the Virginia stereotypes and idiocracy-certain future, my neighbor is now a 39yo grandmother. Four generations live next door now. Good times.

Yeah, I’m down for strange scented candles, but steamed broccoli smells pretty awful. I still wanna try this one if I ever see it at a store I’m at:

We got you covered, Tom.

It could be just as simple as the movie is moving to Starz or Showtime or HBO, maybe Hulu. Or maybe they’re hoping people will rent or buy it before the holiday. *shrugs*

Weird that Krisha is a movie about Thanksgiving but it’s leaving Netflix November 6th.

A Clockwork Orange and Platoon are both superior to that film, but they’ve most likely have been seen or are owned by anyone that has wanted to see them.

Fred Gwynne’s Jud was much better in the original. He really nailed the Maine accent, and he’s pretty close to what I pictured when I read the book.

I liked Black Box. I thought that one was pretty well done. Haven’t watched Nocturne yet.

Watched The Gentlemen on Showtime, the Guy Ritchie Film. I’d been meaning to see this but sort of forgot it existed since first seeing the trailer for it. I suppose it just came and went from theaters without much fanfare.

The Leftovers is a complete show, so you’re safe.

I used to drink 100 cans of Slurm a day. Right up to my 3rd heart attack.

Targeted ads were a thing in 2005, so yes, I’m from 2005 to tell you that this isn’t a new phenomenon. 

Targeted ads were a thing in 2005, so yes, I’m from 2005 to tell you that this isn’t a new phenomenon.