Nah, this is afterglow:

A shame the cat doesn’t get much of a backstory and screen time in French Exit:

I’d say take to take a class in something you like: cooking, yoga, kickboxing; or just take a train trip round West Virginia and see what happens. Of course, if you live no where near West VA, I’m sure there’s scenic tours available for wherever you are. You’ll meet someone with at least one similar interest…

Nah, Stormfront in the comics is a guy, and he’s a “straight up tell you to your face he’s a nazi and of the superior race” kind of guy. There is no subtlety to him at all. 

The size of that thing, it’s glorious.

Yeah, I don’t know. It’s mildly annoying.

It’s been so long, I’d completely forgotten how suave and majestic Vincent Price’s voice was. A voice that could be described as regal.

Luigi got totally screwed on this deal. What even is that? Whipped cream, grapes and a cookie? Bread? “Oh hey, it’s green! Throw it on there!” Why not just throw a pickle and some broccoli in there? Make sure your customers know you hate them.

Do the LWs deserve better? It’s kind of one-sided, don’t ya think? It’s always, “Dear Savage, my partner’s a dick. Should I leave them?” My opinion: everyone is an asshole in these situations

That is what they’re wanting: Confirmation that breaking up is the best option. That dealing with the short term fallout is gonna be worth it in the end. It sounds easy when we’re on the outside looking in, but people are finicky and are more than one trick ponies. There’s a connection you develop in any relationship t…

Man, Patrick Dempsey has finally gotten “old.” That hair, though, it’s still glorious.

Yep, the proportions. A shovel works because you can stand up and dig a hole in the ground, it’s literally why shovels exist. What are gonna dig with a 30” shovel?

That’s like 90% of these letters, though. People get content and you’ll kind of just deal with some shit so don’t have to breakup and change.

My dream motorcycle is the Hulkamaniac motorcycle up top there.

Can’t stop, won’t stop.It is inevitable. They say,

Yes! It’s like watching em put the barrel to their temple.

Hey, I apologize. Like, for real. No joke.

I’m old enough to be your dad.