You are a liar!

That shovel makes me mad. Like irrationally mad, like irate.

Nope. Watch Twilight. The movie is awful, like god awful. Like war crimes awful, but you’ll be transfixed. You’ll watch it and be hypnotized. The movie is pretty, the production value is through the roof, but it’s bad. So bad. You’re gonna literally cringe watching it.

Fun fact: when they first released trailers and promos for the first Transformers movie, 80s me was like “yes, yes, yes. This is everything. This is gonna rock,”

Microsoft is gonna be eating crow when I carve out my PS5 and move into that motherfucker. Living that PS5 life.

You got it! The album is 20 years old. 20! I about stoked out when I saw this earlier. I kinda looked in on it with President Trump, the first track: “I hope you die.” It made me giggle.

Seriously, though. I didn’t know what to do about it. I mean, primal instincts: I’d beat the guy till his parents didn’t love him anymore. But I ain’t trying to go to jail.

It’s cool, man. People like what they like. There’s people that do not like Arrested Development. They’re considered monsters and hardly qualify as human-beings, but they do exist.

You’re a monster. 

If the only movies I ever saw in my life were Dune, Transformers and Twilight, I’d give Shia Labeouf $100 to come and kick me in the nuts if it meant I didn’t have to see Dune again.

My cat buddies. Sorry, I’m kind of defensive about them. One of my neighbors used to shoot em in the head with a BB gun. I kinda rage out when I think of it.

Cecil cannot win. It’s in the charter. Like a scrotum here it is in a nutshell.

On HBO, right now, you can watch the original Dune. Trust me, the movie is awful. You think you know, you have no idea. You’ll be begging for it to end. As it plays, you’re gonna wish you were reading a Zippy the pinhead comic instead. 

Ownership sounds awful in comparison.

Frisky Dingo, super boosh. I want any and everyone to watch this show.

I wanna complain and cry about it, it’s bloody awful.

Bojack! Awesome!

Oh, it was a “black out” moment. Electricity gone for the street. They fixed it, they’re heroes. I salute them. I love power and lights and shit.

Season 2 thru 6 of Firefly, it happened. We all agreed it happened and it was glorious.

I aim to please, much like this woman and her doody pile. Targeting is key.