I go back and forth, because on one hand, wow he’s hot. On the other, he really looks like Falcor. He’s hot, human Falcor.

Was it a blunt sword?

I’m an officer in the military, working in the very short-staffed field of cybersecurity. I’ve taught at my service’s military academy and made quite a career for myself, even though I’m still fairly junior ranking. I’ve done well by any measure. I’m also an immigrant and a person of color.

Well, I called for a mental health wellness check when my neighbor started doing things like screaming Bon Jovi lyrics in the street in the middle of the night and chopping up his front porch with an ax. Your mileage may vary, but that was my experience.

Is this a peel off mask? What does it target? I got a sample of the Glamglow hydrating mask today. I used the Glamglow cleanser as a mask. For an hour. My face was really irritated and rough.

My kids went to the dentist and my older one actually spoke! And had this creepy x Ray done! Hopefully she’s over her dentist fear because we have an orthodontist referral. Boo.

BEAUTY THREAD!

I’m sure you’ll be getting stars for this for the next four years.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

I was surprised to see mine in the mailbox today. I wasn’t expecting it until at least Monday. Mascaras are funny. One person’s HG mascara is another person’s least favorite.

Beauty thread! I have been carefully making my list for this week’s Sephora VIB sale for MONTHS. What’s everyone getting from Sephora this weekend? I’ll kick it off with a few of my faves - Blinc mascara (you either love it or hate it and I LOVE it), Ren’s Purity Rosa Centifolia Cleansing Balm, and in my cart to try…

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

“This one tells us that kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome and bestiality are all just fine, as long as the girl finds love in the end.”

They both bought property on White Feminist Island and don’t check their mail very often.

The Trump campaign denied Drake’s allegations, claiming they were orchestrated by the Clinton camp to defame the Republican nominee.

BEAUTY THREAD!

On the recommendation of another Jezzie, I read The Thirteenth Tale. It was so good, I stayed up late to finish it.

The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August was fantastic. An actual new take on the idea of time travel without there actually being time travel but sort of? It’s really good.

My story doesn’t involve a doctor but along the same lines of having something go missing in my vagina. I was hanging out with my gal pals and I went to change my tampon. I can’t totally blame getting high on this, but I forgot to take out the old one before shoving in a new tampon. My period ended and my discharge…

I think we just did... :(