At my wedding Mr. N and I planned and did the whole "I Mr. N. take thee Rachel" scene from friends as a joke to lighten the mood. I even bet him $50 he wouldn't go through with it and had my maid of honor hold the money just in case. He actually did it and I gave him the $50 on the spot. It was hysterical to us and…

Hello fellow troop leader! I am a troop leader for my daughter's kindergarten daisy troop of 22 girls and it is TOUGH to get volunteers! Everyone is perfectly happy to just pick their daughters up from school an hour later than usual when we have our meetings, but forget about being willing to accompany us on a…

Ok Jezzies, I know it's late and everyone is probably ready to head off to bed but I need to vent. We too little Nobody to her very first concert today, she saw "Big Time Rush and Victoria Justice Summer Break 2013". (unless you have a child addicted to Nickelodeon, you likely have no idea who they are.). She love…

OMG this^! I recently hit size 6 and have found myself belittling my body and feeling huge. I'm a SIX for fucks sake. it's ok not to be a four anymore. I need to stop hating my body and self for gaining weight!

Ok Jezzies—I finally bit the bullet and went to macy's yesterday and got myself sized for a bra. Apparently after all these years of buying size 38A bras, I am ACTUALLY a size 36B. I bought 5! I even found a strapless bra that I can jump up and down and run in and not pop out of, or have it slip to my belly button,…

Can someone please explain how to find a strapless bra that fits (doesn't cut off ability to inhale) but still stays up so the girls aren't peeking out by midday?

THIS! Mr Nobody is 6'7" and thin. FORGET about buying anything off the rack for him. The only things long enough are XXXL and then the billow enough to put 2 or 3 of him in them.

I initially thought that too but maybe it's just a warm bubbly tub? My favorite spa has a jacuzzi room with 3 tubs—warM (around 94-99 degrees), hot, and very hot. They all bubble and are super relaxing, but the cooler one is a good temp for children.

My 7-year old has butt length ringlets the color of a new penny and blue eyes, I cannot count the number of people who seem to think it's ok to touch her hair, with and without asking! I also have had men ask, pretty much since she was able to toddle, if I color her hair. Who colors toddler hair?! What is it about…

5'6" and an A. (Really A- but with no money to go to specialty stores, A it is!). I spent all of my high school years being tormented for being flat chested, and looking "like a little boy". It didn't help that I was crazy thin and pale eitHer. I seriously considered having my breasts done before my 10-year reunion 7…

Not snarking—legitimate question...does anyone know why Andy Cohen's face is like this? My face looks exactly like this in photos, but I have MS and paralysis on one side. Has Andy ever come out with some explanation? (I know, he doesn't owe us one, it's personal, etc. I am just curious)

This is SO MUCH HARDER than I thought it would be. I always figured I averaged 5000-7500 steps a day minimum, chasing after the girl, walking around the office, cleaning at home, HA! More like 3500. Major eye-opener.

For us it was the "AMAZING MIRACLE BLANKET"—damn thing was a godsend. Also, white noise machine, in the form of a super cheap fm radio from best buy tuned to a station that didn't get reception.

I don't know how accurate this is, but it might be a good resource to check :

The best advice I have for getting to the butt is wrap upper body in a towel and move fast. Use baby wipes to ensure a clean kitty butt. My kitty had mega colon and we had to give her enemas on a weekly basis, I have A LOT of experience with kitty butt issues. Mr Nobody used to say he dealt with the pointy end and I…

Can I just say PLEASE do not let this influence the way that you look at people in wheelchairs/people who are in the disabled line at Disney (and other places)! There are hundreds of "Invisible Illnesses" and the disabilities that go along with them are real and life changing, even if you can't see them. I would…

Fist bump to a fellow MS'er with no VISIBLE disability! When people bitch at me I go into my "I am SOOOOO Sorry! I totally forgot to wear my degenerative neurological disorder t-shirt, and my foot is responding to my nerves so I didn't need my cane today! I will TOTALLY wear my shirt tomorrow and maybe I can skip a…

My seven year old daughter looks exactly like original Merida. EXACTLY. When she goes to Disneyland (we are local and have annual passes) and dresses as Merida for the princess fantasy faire people stop her to ask to have pictures taken. They literally think she is a Disney employee dressed in character. We have even…

All sexytimes aside—if you or your partner(s) or kidlets have allergies, consider investing in allergy proof bedding and wash wash wash those suckers. Little_Nobody has severe allergies and we found that stripping her bed, vacuuming the mattress, sealing it in an allergy/waterproof mattress cover and using pillow…

Every week, on Sundays. And once a month I wash our mattress cover, and pillow covers. I have a rule about ONLY white sheets, mattress covers, pillow covers, etc and always wash in hot with bleach. I used to be more of a "eh, whenever I think about it..." person, but Little_Nobody has serious allergies, and…