Agree about SBA. Super racist and super anti-reproductive rights.

For clarity, the whole thing needed a giant frame around it, something to show that the original image is the "Before, and Just Fine Thank You Very Much" and the cartoon image is the "After Disney gets its sparkly crap all over it."

Next up on Meet the Duggars, Michelle teaches her daughters how to cook without suggestively grasping the ladle on the soup pot. Blushing hard, she quietly admits that zucchini, cucumbers, and carrots won't be found anywhere in her vegetable crisper!

It's beyond backwards. The cognitive dissonance is deafening.

It's never too early to get into the spirit of things, especially if you want to beat Mom's record.

sacredcovenantofmarriagegodjesusbaybiesdomesticservitudewifelydutythemanisalwaysrightandthepenisisalwaysboss.

Her grandmother was a backup dancer to the very greatest of them all:

Only magical pregnancies will be covered.

Permission. Granted.

Oh, his defense attorney will trot them out.

Fellow expat from Saudi here, who also experienced the dichotomy of international school standards versus American (Catholic, in my case) school standards. Boggles the mind, it does.

The condom is the beastly talisman of the iniquitous Gay Abortuary League.

Oh it will help prodigiously.

I love this comment.

There's no almost about it. I'm scraping my jaw off the floor.

(No, it was a real inquiry. "Chard" in my lexicon is the lazy way of saying or writing "Chardonnay.")

Oh I don't care about arugula either, I just thought it would be some pork for your special interests. We'll tax arugula through the roof then.
Chard? What is that? I went to Bush University, so pardon mah ignance.

In that case, I'd be happy to lower the import tax on romaine and arugula.

While other state governments are working with Jesus to make abortion more miserable — because otherwise women would use it for weight loss — California is making it easier.