Only if I get my way on the cantaloupe issue.

Honeydew Melons have rights, whether they are here illegally or not. Let's just agree to throw the lettuce under the bus and call it a day, eh?

Won't somebody pleeeease think of teh cantaloupes?

Erm, sorry to bug you for follow-up, but could you say which one? I have watched a version of Hound of the Baskervilles, and of course BBC's Benedict Cumberbatch special, but there are SO MANY SH productions I wouldn't know where to begin.

One order of Remedial Verb Conjugation for Ms Bachmann coming right up.

Please tell me where that amazing second GIF is from. I'm begging you!

this crazy ARMY of cats that will cross the roads

Do you have a pic???

Oh my gosh I giggled so hard. I can't' imagine my cat expending that much energy.

That's grounds for cat-card revocation.

Yup! My cat loves my Amazon book deliveries as much as I do!

"...where she slept it off."

Perhaps a paper bag?

Few sights are as adorablez as the lurking eyes of a black cat in the shadows.

"Extant"

Correlation, he sez?

Is that Beckett when she realizes Castle would rather play videogames than sexytime with her? I love it.

Thank you, SeaAnemone. This shit was getting too depressing. Your levity has saved my bacon. Metaphorically.

Yep. Did a double-take on that one myself.

Good analysis.