Well, on weekends they're called "whores."

That is inspiring. Like a battle cry.

My favorite bit of language was at the beginning: Monogamus. Is that like an Ignoramus?

Textbook dramatic irony. Textbook.

commenting to bump this.

:D

Thanks for supplying the soundtrack for my own interpretation.

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Out here in the open sea, precautions must be vigilantly applied.

AND their wives. Four founding board members of the India-Pakistan transnational PTO, right there.

It's Sunday. I was so afraid the whole week would pass without a GOP Verbal Fuckup. This was cutting it close, but I'm glad to see my faith in the GOP's brilliant PR machine continues to be rewarded.

I just thought it was house Baratheon.

Is it a generational thing? Sort of like how the nutters who watch Fox news are largely the aging/aged crowd?

Because men have their tongues and vocal chords surgically removed at the age of 12.

I hoped it was some exotic Nordic microbrew import, before I realized it was the scribework of an imaginative troglodyte.

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Welp, that explains Google's haste to promote the other meaning of literal - the hyperbolic literary device one.

ME TOO.

Understandable. They both have sparkling wit.

Awesome punchlines.