So many Jezebel comments begin with "I'm not a legal expert, but..."

Yep. It's not hypocrisy if you're cut from the same cloth.

They're poly.

My daily prescribed happy pill is an ODT, which means orally disintegrating tablet. It's disgusting, but required for my mental well-being. Every morning I look at it in disgust, screw up my nose, pop that thing in my mouth, and say out loud with exaggerated relish, "Tastes like stability!"

ONLY addressing the dandruff you mention: I have psoriasis on my scalp and I use Neutrogena T/Gel and T/Sal to keep the evil flakies away. As far as products for the "anti-dandruff" market, this shit's your best bet. That said, I'm a whitie with plain, straight, uncomplicated tresses, so I can't speak for what that…

Smiling is fucking exhausting.

1. Is the GRE the only test your school(s) will accept? I started studying for the GRE, realized my school would accept the MAT, and switched over to studying for that, which I rocked at (it's liberal arts-friendly, but it's definitely not for everyone).

Yup. I clicked and now I feel dirty and used.

Well that's cuz Sandy Hook was an isolated incident. Kermit Gosnell is every abortuary evar. /sarcasm, in case that wasn't clear

It's like he ripped all of his vocabulary and grammar from bad fan-fiction.

I'm a perfidious, fair-weather Plastic who left Stewart for Colbert when I decided that the latter was cooler and had cooler toys to laugh over.

At home: A large glass of dry red, like a Malbec or Sangiovese.

Seconded.

And unless the Bible specifically mentions intra-uterine device or the whore pills by name (or by generic), I'm seeing wiggle room in complying with doctrine.

I approve of your usage of "literally" here.

...well, mine too. Since you mentioned it. How does she manage to never look rumpled?

Exactly. The trust thing is an issue for both genders. "Is she taking the pill? How much nagging is too much nagging about whether she is good about it?" I can see how a male BC pill can alleviate/eliminate that chronic anxiety. Even if you're using two methods, the whole point of using two methods of BC is a…

It would be wonderful if a safe, effective, male BC method was out there for the purpose of choice.

Are we calling it Freedom Lube yet?

I wish it didn't feel like repro rights and LGBTQ rights were dueling in a zero-sum-game battle, in which gains by one are preceded/followed by losses to the other. I know it's not causitive, but the GOP ideology impels me to perceive it as desperately correlative.