Bryce Harper isn’t a “bad-boy ballplayer,” he is a prickly, Mormon douchebag.

I agree with this as long as we also revoke citizenship of anyone outside our borders right now.

Yeah I care, but I care less than that other guy!!

If it makes you feel better I only use the word to make fun of self-important douchebags.

The only thing dumber than this ad would be one that actually took a stand on social issues.

Did you guys have a staff meeting where everyone was told to push picayune complaints about tv commercials?

I added that last sentence to remove those suspicions. My bases are covered.

Georgetown obviously only cares about the four corners of that nepotism clause.

Virtue signaling refers to words and actions that have a primary purpose of demonstrating the positive character of the person, rather than any substance. Effectively it is “look at me I’m so tolerant/woke/etc.” all the while the person isn’t actually doing anything constructive. See e.g. 90% of twitter.

Actually not far from reality for many college-aged kids.

I think Kentucky fans are more upset because Higgins was the ref in the 2015 final four game against Wisconsin. And the 2010 Elite Eight game against WVU. There is a cumulative effect when the same referee is there for all your shitty losses.

Just think, while they are caring too much about college sports, you are caring too much about them caring too much about college sports. Whatever, I don’t really care.

Dogs definitely kill fewer per capita. But I’d also say that dogs are more likely to kill in an intentional act. I am not sure if a cowboy falling off his horse and snapping his neck was really “killed by the horse.” I’ve also never heard of a tamed, broke horse just attacking someone. Usually if you get kicked…

http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/the-animals-that-kill-most-humans.html

On work days I take at least 2 if not 3-4 shits while at work. On non-work days it is one after lunch like a normal person. I have no idea how my body has conditioned itself to spend the whole workday going back and forth to the shitter.

You could just as easily say that the moral justification of eating a person or a carrot is just arbitrarily based on the culture you live in. Similarly you could determine that if you can kill and eat a goat, there is no reason you can’t fuck a goat. But I’m not going to sit here and be lectured by some damn…

Dogs kill way more people than horses, dude. A dog is also much more likely to intentionally hurt you.

There is certainly an argument that for something minor like that there’s no reason for it. But say young El Salvadoran gets into a drunken fistfight, tells the same story about visiting his cousin, do you then have reason to at least inform the Feds? You don’t have to investigate, just tell them that he cannot…

The Y, M and A are also not symmetrical, if that is the standard.

What would be an ideal solution to illegitimate kangaroo courts at public institutions?