While I applaud the first portion of your statement, the second portion is not acceptable, even as a joke. The people harmed by non-vaccination are rarely the individuals themselves, but people they come into contact with who either have compromised immune systems or are too young to receive vaccinations yet (like my…

I think you forgot to point out that the tree was a thug, and that in Chicago trees kill other trees all the time.

It's a start. You need more irrational anger and conviction that they're wrong and you're right in your sentences. Don't forget a misplaced political, religious, or socioeconomic jab either!

have you considered cloud?

How are the people at Bimmerpost dicks? Would you like some tard who has no idea what they're doing to fuck around with your car that YOU paid money for and get away with it?

Trust me, neither do we. Our government has long since stopped being useful, and only spends its time now creating useless laws that benefit a very few and hurt many.

This seems to be a real touchy subject with a lot of people.

The laser isn't really the source of the light as such. It's reflected into a block of yellow phosphorous that glows a brilliant white when hit. The lasers are just a way to get energy into it. It isn't like some sort of defocusing lens; the lasers never hit the road in any form.

Thanks for the vid. That is wicked freakin cool.

I always fuck with my windows while driving to make emergency maneuvers.

Oh no we're about to crash!! Quick, Roll up the windows!!

It's always good to know how to handle a gun.

If the written account is accurate then the very first line of the conversation went thusly:

Yeah, I understand you there. Grew up in a rural farming community and moved back there. My family has owned guns and hunted for generations. Don't let anyone tell you a gun is safe and then proceed to do something foolish. It's just like driving a car, only takes a moment's stupidity to ruin a life. I have…

If Santa flies that close to commercial airliners, he's going to EARN a Darwin Award.

Just for you.

Dat office-chair / tank gunner station.

Do you practice write such dumbassness before posting? Or find it just comes naturally.

The root of comments like OP's is almost always deep-seated jealousy. They may try to put some righteous-internet-hero spin on things, but it never hides the truth.

Nope. The force of the ship rocking back and forth like that would toss them around like a rag doll in a dryer: it'd kill them easily. They'd need strapped in EXCEPTIONALLY well, and even then if something did come loose it'd smash them to bits.