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@SHANNSHARPE2 IS THE SQUARE UP GUY

Anyone who suggests anything but Millionaires can burn in hell

HOOCHEY MOOCHEY

Noob Balance

Shumpert showed up stoned-as-shit to a charity basketball event in Oak Park for kids with disabilities and he is still a million miles behind Dellavedova

Captain’s Log, Stardate 20199.55...the rotting corpses of my crew haunt my every waking thought. We who remain yearn for the release of death. Low on fuel and supplies. Tattoo still sick as fuck.

HOOCHEY MOOCHEY!

Do I press the enormous red button on the Mark Prior Career Trajectory Countdown Clock (patent pending) when the booing starts or once Harvey gets back to the dugout?

Fuck Todd McLellan

Dre is the best part of this team. Don’t @ me.

MFW I GET CALLED INTO A SURPRISE MEETING

Officer you don’t understand. IT’S A BIT! I’m just playing a CHARACTER who is driving drunk. A boogeyman of the road, if you will.

Be careful Rougned, Canada loves sports assault charges

Huh. I clicked expecting to be enthralled but it just doesn’t do it for me like it used to. I just guess I’m not 14 anymore.

If that’s not a ringing endorsement for Toyota-made seats then I don’t know what is

“Don’t limit your shopping to hyper-masculinized products with “MEN” plastered all over it.”

PEW PEW PEW

Make Harper Walk Again

They talked about this during the Cubs radio broadcast today. It has become this mythical Chicago sports moment that everyone was “there” for. There were 15,000 people there that day but half of everyone you meet in Chicago will probably tell you they were there.