I wish I had those moves.

Troll, no trolling!

"Where did you get YOUR last name? It was your dad's, right? Not your mom's. Even if you'd have taken your mother's last name, it would have simply been the one that she got from her father anyway."

Clever.

Well, duh.

You've always been a bait-taker, kiddo.

Meh. You're a boring, shitty person. Just own it, cupcake.

Have you considered that your version of deadpan just sucks? Seriously. You're not even good at this.

Thank you sincerely.

My point is that you have accused many others of only seeing this from one perspective, when demonstrated I multiple comments, you've been very guilty of the same.

And haven't you been saying that because you always take gifts to wedding, that you expect gifts and everybody else should be just as greedy as you?

Well yes, of course, dear. I wouldn't expect to speak personally for anyone else's wedding. Perspective is one thing, but speaking for is another thing entirely.

You seem to have this idea that if not every single person here agrees with you, then they simply haven't considered other perspectives. There are many, many perspectives here and they've been acknowledged.

I think you mean a few at most, not a lot. If you truly think that is what most commenters are saying, then I think you're suffering from a major reading comprehension failure.

Oh good grief, you silly child. What an example of the pot calling the kettle black.

I don't think one could compare those occasions. A baby shower's very purpose to to give gifts. A wedding or retirement party's purpose is not.

Thank you!

You know, I don't understand this attitude at all.

Tacky bitches be tacky.

If that's true, then so?