Oh yeah. And the colored, calligraphic signature that’s so stylized you can’t actually decipher their contact information unless you copy/paste it to another document.

One sure sign this is correct: every single person (read: psycho) that has an inspirational quote in their email signature uses some odd ass font for the quote. Exponential crazy.

Or how about when they use both a colored background *and* colored text that work together to make half of the message illegible? *That’s* Fortune 500 level communication!

Wingdings is the only approved alternative email font. 

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

This isn’t even the worst thing.

That’s why we drink.

Yeah, I know, a single-digit loss in a district R’s won by 20 points last year, blah blah blah. Anybody else depressed as fuck right now? We are stuck with Trump and his evil brethren for the foreseeable future, and if there’s anything worse than Trump, it’s Trump thinking he won something. That’s Trump at maximum…

I love the sassy cop too! I guess my point was that having an ethical duty to defend your client does not give a lawyer license to say or insinuate things s/he knows are not true. And we don’t (or shouldn’t) get a pass on dishonesty just because we’re supposed to defend someone to the best of our ability- that…

When I saw this trailer in theaters, I thought three things, in this order: 1) Poor sharks, this is not going to help their undeserved reputation. 2) I cannot see this movie, because it will make me afraid of diving—not because of the sharks, but because if you suddenly sank to 47 m, the sharks would be the least of…

As a strictly factual matter of who preys upon who, this .gif is more accurate than anything Hollywood has ever produced:

I think this zombie vs shark scene is pretty spot on though.

Rabid Racoon

I think it’s funny that the, rightly derided Jaws rip-off, Orca is actually far more scientifically plausible. A whale could form a grudge and stalk you. It probably won’t but it could. And they are incredibley effective predators.

Jabberjaw taught me everything I needed to know about sharks.

My understanding is that was the crux of the trial, the law isn’t exactly clear if she was legally culpable (IMHO because it was written before the age of social media and the expansive instant communication we now have). I understand being torn, but personally I think this is a good thing. The way we communicate as a…

She’s a sociopath. You can’t counsel or medicate it away.

She needs a psychiatrist and counseling. All day every day.

I’m actually so surprised at this verdict but elated for his family. She is evil.