Unfortunately this asshat’s just the tip of the iceberg here in Missouri. Constitution schmonstitution! Except if you try to take my guns...

Is this how America educates its politicians and electorate? Because this is how you get witch hunts and holy crusades where all kinds of previously living people end up dead. Actual people; dead!

if he spent more time choking the chicken he would be more relaxed.

HE’S SO PRO-LIFE YOU GUYS

I’m so sorry your sister had to go through that but I’m glad she was able to get the care she needed. This idiot is definitely an asshat who has NO BUSINESS making any decisions regarding this matter. I second you on the wish for that technology.

And when he says man, he really only means men.

Here is a nice video of our sweet chickens, hearts and heads intact, having a watermelon snack. Very soothing.

This bag of dicks doesn’t even have regard for his scriptures:

My sister had to get an abortion a couple days ago because my future niece no longer had a heartbeat. I’m now especially pissed at asshats who think she should’ve been forced to carry a dead fetus for a while and would love to develop some kind of fantastical technology that would let them do it and see how they like…

So he want women to bring babies to term so we can harvest them for food?.... That sounds a bit extreme.

That chicken is gorgeous by comparison.

Ugh, thank you for shining a light on Greitens. This guy is shady and is too close to Trump and Pence for my taste. Add in his self-righteousness and it’s too much. He’s deep into dark money and won’t tell where much of his campaign funds came from and won’t abide by the ethics rule he put in place. Oh, and a…

AVERT YOUR EYES, LITTLE ONE!

“I’m a state representative who kills things but not other things, so I’m going to ‘Temple of Doom’ this chicken to show you that abortion is bad.”

No, the chicken’s clucks were way too eloquent to be confused with Drumpf’s ramblings.

For the sake of understanding the “legal reasoning”, from Kinja user JRW

I’m a white Muslim and I’m blown away by this ruling. Brown American Muslims are in jail right now for playing paintball (prosecutor said it was terrorist training), and this guy got OFF? Insane.

What is this? The only ‘Devon’ I ever knew was a white girl I grew up with. I was stunned to meet white Desmond, Malcolm, and Marcus (not MARK-that’s different).

From the Tampa Bay Times:

Hold on, without commenting on the actual substance of this article (which, yes, is totally fucked), this aside really threw me: