America: Where openly displaying a firearm causes less panic than openly displaying breasts.

Well Duh. Normalising women’s bodies in any way might lead to more sanity. Lead in the water, it’s a guarantee of decades of enhanced prison populations. Only one of those is profitable.

I debated adding more ‘traditional’ looking female breasts, but I figured I would stick to the bodies that were more difficult to distinguish between.

Seconded. It’s dehumanizing and sounds stupid.

Ha! I had to google to understand the reference—it was 1000% worth it:

I’d love to see this one go up the chain through the court system. It’ll probably end up with something like “blah blah blah communities can ban obscenity unless it has artistic value, and they define what obscenity is so toplessness is banned unless you’re making a political or artistic statement”, but it’d be…

Well, DUH.... exposing innocent childrens’ eyes to bare breasts could damage them for life like lead exposure...... Oh wait

I have half a mind to go to Ocean City and parade all over the beach with my boobs out. Yes, I’m a guy. But I am in no way in what could be considered a ‘physically fit’ condition. That means, while my gut may stick out past my boobs, my boobs do protrude. I have bigger boobs than some fully matured women. So, if it’s…

It amazes me to no end, the bizarre-ass obsession Americans have with the female breast. Good god man. Like.... REALLY? You’re literally alive because your mother had damn breasts when u were born but they’re vilified to the moon and back as obscene. It makes less than zero sense to me why this is even a thing. Like,…

“Females baring their breasts”

Also why’s he assuming all lifeguards are straight men? Jk I know why.

We want our lifeguards to have their eyes on the ocean, as the safety of our swimmers is their first priority.

All you need to know about the City Solicitor is that he used “females” as a noun. That pretty much sums up his point-of-view on the topic.

I knew my body was powerful but I had no idea that he mere sight of my bare breasts could cause people to drown to death! I feel like I have a super power now.

City Solicitor Guy Ayres read a list of reasons why the no toplessness for women rule was legal, saying, ““People don’t have the right to impose their lifestyle on others who have an equal right to be left alone,”

Flint, Michigan has had undrinkable water for years, but threaten to show boobies at a beach and a local government in Maryland gets on it IMMEDIATELY.

Since Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl? It apparently ruined many children.

10$ says that this mayor is a guy who regularly repeats the phrase “We need less government in our lives...” un-ironically.

“People don’t have the right to impose their lifestyle on others who have an equal right to be left alone”

If “society” finds women’s bare breasts unpalatable...it’s just more proof how fucked up this society has always been.