@ShaynaLK: "differently-abled"!

@BRuddy: Building Kick! EXPLOSION!: well, they did ask for a "never-before-seen vantage point for your camera." so if you're shooting upskirts all the time, it doesn't count?

@groundlessnfree: yeah, to be fair, he asks "is that a video fax machine?" and it sort of is. it takes video, and sends e-mails with PDF attachments. you could take a picture of a document and send it or get the document elsewhere. it's kind of a close explanation for it.

didn't protect his nuts though. ouch.

@not_a_virus.exe.vbs: it's like a much less fun game of telephone.

@this_charming_one: nope, they've been there since before RoL

@Mrs. Beeton: Ditto. I missed the first half of her update so I'm glad it was posted here, but I want to know more!

@Lobstersurprise: during some home renovations when I was in middle school we stayed at my grandmother's, and my clothes lived in plastic tubs. I put on a pair of sweatpants straight from the storage tub, felt a little round bump on my thigh, and felt a pinch - pulled down the pants and there's a BIG spider.

@LionAndUnicorn: WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO HE LAST 10:48 OF MY LIFE?

After reading more comments, am I the only one who thought that last paragraph was purely sarcastic? Maybe I'm just optimistic.

@El Pollo Loco: Thanks for showing us your ignorance about bias once again, AngryCommenter1234! It just never gets old.

I took the plunge and nabbed an Incredible this weekend, trying to beat the tiered data plans and the looming death of my Voyager. I saw this article headline and felt incredibly vindicated that I'd hopped on the unlimited data plan in time. Then I read it and realized my successful squeeze-in meant nothing because…

@casperiv: the dog did. (4:00ish)

@NoelleBlue: around the 4 min mark, the dog does.

"It was no miracle," his former student Locard protested, "because modern science is contrary to miracles."

I dunno, just not all that funny. And the fact that they all had some of the worst excuses for Jersey accents ever made it even more useless.

in the future, eyebrows will be sooooo passe

@redqueenmeg: man, if this was CSI (mixed w/L&O:SVU), they'd be pulling sweat DNA off that shirt and magnifying dust particles to determine where he lived.

@redqueenmeg: no, and I think Gawker said it best in one article that the attempted rapist is still out there, probably wearing a "Hide Yo' Kids, Hide Yo' Wife" t-shirt just to fuck with us.

this totally just reminds me of that entire CSI season devoted to the serial killer who sent Grissom miniature dioramas of her(? I think? Spoiler Alert!) crimes. I can just see Gil pouring over these with magnifying glasses with little flashlights on them.