The King track record for miniseries and TV shows is currently standing at a meager 1-8 or so. I don't deny Dark Tower lends itself to a Game of Thrones treatment, but history is not on their side here.

And what of his work in the Disney Channel originals Mr. Boogedy and its sequel, Bride of Boogedy? What of that?

I don't think it's asking to much for some simple great works of art themes, so I can feel a little bit classy in between Dragon Age sessions. Nothing too fancy, just some basic shit. Give me Sunday in the Park and Starry Night at the minimum! Maybe even a Guernica.

I had a roommate who was fairly computer illiterate in college, so as a prank, I set his computer to play the Bill Pullman speech from Independence Day every time he minimized a window.

I don't have one.

Spacey's also got a movie coming out where he plays a businessman who turns into a cat and learns to appreciate his family more, or something!

He's really good in legitimate good film The Outlaw Josey Wales!

It qualifies as excellent. Good luck bettering Krampus, Star Wars!

Damn you, Disney Vault!

Eh, whatever they end up with will likely be worse.

Another rightfully forgotten reality show: Mad Mad House on SciFi. In it, five weird people typifying alternative lifestyles judged a bunch of contestants on their ability to be open-minded non-comformers. It was quite insane, to be sure. The Judges, known as Alts, were such ridiculous characters as the Nudist, the…

I don't think he's near the cartoon that a lot of people seem to. Nicholson is certainly playing broad, but I totally buy that it's rage born of impotent weakness. It's another reason I love Shelly Duvall in this. She's like this girl he never intended to end up with, but then he knocked her up, and now he's trapped.

I always thought the big, unspoken point of contention was that Kubrick views Jack Torrance, King's most direct character surrogate ever, as a whiny loser. Nicholson's character is a weak man, an artist that creates nothing, a father that hates his family, and more than anything, someone who refuses to accept personal…

Where, if I may ask, the fuck is Orphan?

It's that time travel thing from a few years back! Looker!

Isn't that exactly what Methlab said?

Please explain Roth's point to me. The burden of proof is now yours.

I always thought that was an Anne Rice slam, or at least a slam on fans of Anne Rice. The entire 90s Goth thing, which I guess I never even counted Sandman as part of.
Although if it was about Gaiman, that's consistent with the general childishness of Preacher's philosophical musings.

They kind of do this in Trick R Treat.

What pre-70s horror are you specifically referencing? Silence was, at the least, the first horror movie structured around forensic science, and now that's like half the shows on TV.