There was a practice common on pirate ships known as pegging, in which the crew's designated rape victim, usually a cabin boy or some other juvenile, would have a chunk of wood inserted in his rectum. It was required to keep his insides in his body, as he was often sodomized so frequently that his anus would become…

Well, it's actually 'We want the reddie!' But otherwise, yeah, totally iconic.

I'd ask about Deadwood, what with your whole Jane thing. Love American Gods and all, but Deadwood!

The black and white version on the Blu Ray is pretty good too. Excuse me, the Noir version.

He's new, you say? Report him to HR. Fuck that guy.

I heard Brad Dourif talk about getting pretty far in the process on this with Burton, but the studio nixed him.

It's just because Cars gives you so little else to think about. Truly, the weird shit is the best part of these movies.

Of course they are. But then it's just a question of taste, not principle.

When the n word shows up on South Park, are there articles like this too?

Well, Islam is a religion, ipso facto…

I mean, it's a movie about someone's relationship with their mother, so I expect that's the idea?

Anyone surprised by this? Or care at all?

That's a valid response to Vampires!

James Woods is terrific in Vampires though! It's a ugly, violent, sexist, gasoline-scented grindhouse Carpenter monster film. It's a toss-up which vampire action flick was the best that year.

I mean, it kind of seems like this is most shows…

But we need to! For harvest

What about the Fairy Tale Theater rendition? Susan Sarandon and Klaus Kinski are in it! Talk about Stockholm Syndrome!

Well, to be fair, the rubes got offended anyway. Damn rubes.

I didn't see any stories here about that murderer in Kentucky. That's kind of the thing you're talking about, right?

Oz must just be the cheapest IP rights out there. I saw an ad for a 'Dark Oz' ios game the other day.