Excellent piece Greg...wow.

hate to play the race card but stewart has always been a dick and has always caused wrecks but yet no one says anything he killed a 20yr old kid last night and yet ESPN and nascar analyst are down playing this like it was a accident and that stewart didnt mean yet stewart struck that kid with bad intentions

Hey whatsintheduffelbag, Browns fan here. Thus, my life is a lie and yes, I'm drinking heavily.

I had a barn wedding (it was beautiful; come at me, bro).

Damn neighsayers, don't have a cow over it.

Um, pretty sure this is Gilbert's jet. Smh that other one looks nothing like it.

The US squad did not have nearly enough talent to advance beyond the group stage. We almost stole Belgium the way we stole the Ghana game. But we were outclassed in 3 out of the 4 games we played. Don't blame his tactics. He's just being candid. I appreciate it. The future looks bright

Because the Whopper is sold by Burger King. And we don't appreciate kings in America.

a Mount Rushmore of douches

Not related to the Funbag at all, but when the hell did the US find a tennis player named Jack Sock? How did I miss this? He won his first match today, which is cool, but how could you name a kid Jack Sock?

Not to worry, Tom. Things get misconstrued in 140 characters. Chris Broussard also sent a follow-up tweet: "...on Dwayne Wade. Funeral services will be held on Thursday."

Terrific piece, thanks for writing it.

That's probably not a bad thing. Once you start down the rabbit hole there's no going back. Then before you know it you're calling strangers out for their lack of coffee appreciation in internet comment sections.

NFL won't suspend players for drunk driving, spouse abuse, and a whole host of other illegal things but pot...POT. NFL is so fucking regressive.

The rules are silly, but Gordon shouldn't be spared scorn here. He can't claim ignorance of what his fate would be if he was caught. It's his own dumb, conscious decision that he's being punished for, even if the punishment is way too much.

You got it! It's a pretty good show - it's basically No Reservations with a little more info about the politics/culture wherever he's at.

You've been rational and responded to my posts and have been perfectly pleasant. What I'm getting at is you took all the fun out of my snarky comment with your manners and civility, and now I want to buy a fucking vest as well.