well I'd hope so if the alternative were what, freezing to death?

it's by far the most divisive piece of clothing I've ever owned, that's for sure. lots love it, lots are like you.

The giant fucking pain in the ass that is wearing a winter coat/jacket in the car is why I'm a big proponent of down vests for midwestern winters.

Jim Cooke really ought to be the highest paid Gawker Media staffer if he isn't already.

good job not listing Raisin Bran Crunch. it's so good it transcends all.

I think it's important to remember here that we're choosing Super Bowl dips here, which provides a distinguishing context.

one of the greatest things about Horseshit is that you can easily get your tongue tied between the "horse" and the "shit," but when it's executed well, it's perfect.

criminally undervaluing horseshit

ugh christ my mouth hurts just from reading that anecdote about the toothpick incident.

My aunt and uncle's living room, before, I believe, turkey was served. My cousins and I were gorging on appetizers and I believe we missed the play as it happened, but as soon as they replayed it...well, that's what they invented DVR (and gifs) for.

they are quite clearly not wearing lifejackets

Cinci chili fully deserves the routing it received here, but please please please don't lump the whole damn state in with that nasty garbage (or Cinci as a whole, really).

Bar I was at for the game showed Major League before the game started. Based on the depictions of Indians fans in that film... let's just say we've made progress, at least.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ORIGINAL IMAGE?

ya'll are playing small ball here. first All the Sports dip that sprang to mind for me was buffalo chicken dip. Except fuck frank's red hot, go get a better bottle of hotsauce (and not necessarily buffalo) and load it up with a lot of blue cheese in addition to cheddar.

I'm a bit flummoxed by the insistence that YOU DO NOT NEED TO STIR the dark chocolate flavored peanut butter.

this is a respectable list though I'm confused as to your notation of "Cola (cherry)" and "Cola (not cherry)"

as a big ol' music geek (there's a difference), I don't think I've ever once come across a person in real life who embodies the High Fidelity-esque music snob that everybody imagines exists. I mean, I'm sure they're out there, but if you get into a conversation about music with someone who is simply passionate about…

I would definitely visit such a park. But most of all, this post makes me very sad that Dennis Kucinich is no longer my congressman.

my wife and I are compatible by those criteria, except a) I'm a smoker and b) she finds the discussion of "the universe" (outer space, black holes, unknowingness, etc.) existentially terrifying and won't talk about such. she suffers from mild anxiety and had a real-live panic attack when I made her watch "Moon" with…