She’s got extensive experience in copy work...

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Attention->$->Fame->$->POWER

Scaling back is not in her DNA.

They give you all their booze, hooch, comics, and Antonio Banderas blow-up sex dolls?

$16

God knows whose mouth its been in!

You can get cock-shaped lollipops from Japan during the fertility festival they hold (Kanamara Matsuri). Alongside the other standard packaged sweets, the vendors will either open display their phallus candy; or if you’re in group of non-Japanese, will wave you over and show you their wares (if hidden from sight).…

you mean these?

“SOMEONE NEEDED TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT FOR ALL THE UPRIGHT CITIZENS WHO HAVE BEEN WORKING SO HARD.”

Or Korea. The parents should be happy they didn’t get hernias carrying their kids wiggly willies home.

Total dick move.

Hedwig?

“I think they discover the penis before they discover their hands, don’t they?”

That’s not a backpack, that’s a backsack.

This is a “brothel lamp” from Pompeii. Yes, that is a penis on the end of another giant penis.

Who else stared at that picture looking for the penis-shaped candy?

is that their pez dispenser?

i don’t do ANL.

What they didn’t say was that the candy was a replica of The Game’s penis. That stuff could have killed someone.