Yes, a perfectly normal place to start a countdown. “We go on the count of 4!”  I say that all the time.  

Yeah, I live in Bloomington. It’s not a small town, but it is surrounded by them. And as a college town it’s a blue island in the sea of red that is southern Indiana.

Rule change! Only one team gets to enjoy the timeout. The other team has to do jumping jacks until the timeout ends. Real ones too. It’s a technical if someone just moves their arms up and down and doesn’t actually jump.

A horse like to run on a course, of course,
And your horse won’t die on a course, of course 
Unless your horse runs the Santa Anita course, then your horse is probably dead.

Left-handed, use my right ear for phone calls.  Just as Satan intended when he made us left-handed folks.

Reese’s rankings time!

Egg>Tree>Pumpkin>Big Cup>Standard>Mini>>>>>>Reese’s Pieces Embedded Shit

Supposedly the reason she wasn’t in MiB2 was because Tommy Lee Jones refused to work with her again.  

This article reminded me of my days playing Fieldball at the Naval Academy. It’s like a mix between rugby, lacrosse, and Calvinball. I’ve been hit by a car twice, and some of the hits I took in fieldball felt harder than that. Separated both shoulders, twisted an ankle bad enough to need crutches....

Goodbye Lamp!  

Werd. Why would you ever use Matlab when R is sitting *right there* for free?

Where the FUCK is Area 51 on this list?

I have set my ethical threshold for eating intelligent animals at “smarter than pigs”. Totally by coincidence.  Yep.  It has nothing to do with making sure I can still eat that magical creature with a clear conscience.  So, are octopuses smarter than pigs?  

He’s going to get to 100 wins and then retire.  After destroying Ken’s records there won’t be any challenges left, only the risk that someday someone might beat him.  I think he’d rather go out undefeated.  

Best way to eat pizza rolls is to coat them in bacon grease and bake for 8 minutes in a convection toaster oven at 375.   Sprinkle with kosher salt while still hot.  

Point of order:  Rosen is probably too young to remember 9/11 and is therefore Gen Z.  

Does anyone have eyes on Nicolas Cage?

The guys with the shields go in *front* ya mooks.  

You wish. This is going to be the 2020 version of a Rickroll.

I remember when games had a “Boss mode” which paused the game and turned the screen into a spreadsheet or text document. And there was one game I remember that had a menu item called “impress your friends” which would play the game for you and make you look awesome until you hit a certain key combo.

Jabber?   Do you even Slack bro?