I can’t find a clip, but they used “No Light” in Warehouse 13 during a villain reveal and it was goddamn perfect.  

He doesn’t get sick right? So he could eat literally anything...

For $3200 I would be expecting an entirely different kind of cornhole.  

I love some of The Boss’s stuff, but “Born To Run” is a garbage song for garbage people.  Way way overrated.

If they put a 10ft basketball hoop on the springy floor-routine floor? Absolutely. She would probably need to have someone toss her the ball mid-air though.

Please tell Mr. Wick that I am very sorry for whatever it is that I did, and could he please put down the gun?

3 months from now: 6-year old disappointed to discover that her new female toy soldiers are “just boy soldiers with boobs drawn on them. Poorly.”

Having played more than my fair share of Dwarf Fortress, I am not at all surprised by this discovery.  

Alright, so endzone isn’t such a great idea.  Put them at the 45 then.  10 yards apart, just like now.  

I say we ditch all kickoffs and move to dodgeball style rules. Both teams line up in their endzones, ball is placed at midfield and the whistle is blown.  First team to the ball gets it.  

There’s nothing wrong with Google issuing a directive to have a more diverse dataset. This very website has complained in the past when facial detection features don’t behave properly when used with minorities.

Fleck is eventually called up to Murray’s show after his nervous laughter-riddled set goes the 1970s version of viral, which was when your uncle mailed you a VHS tape and you made copies and mailed it to your friends

Oh come on.  You don’t have room for 1 more wafer-thin nuke?  

Submitting pre-prints to arXiv is standard practice in astronomy. The AJ paper is written by the observing PI (Benneke), while the Nature Letter is done by someone completely unaffiliated with the observations, using publicly available data.

A-Wing!  A-Wing is best!  Is first letter!  A-Wing kill Executor!  

So a spinning chain can go right through the bad guy’s head, but point-blank bullets don’t penetrate anything but the surface layer?  

Watched a youtube video recently about how the Charges once missed the playoffs while having the #1 offense and #1 defense in the league. It was incredibly depressing.

If they’re going to Harlan’s World it looks like Altered Carbon is skipping the second book and jumping straight to Woken Furies.  Can’t say I blame them, Broken Angels is an excellent book but it is dark.  

Middle-click takes care of my paste needs.  I guess if you’re one of those keyboard purists...

Every damn key you suggested I used within the last hour. Guarantee you that the code running this website has plenty of brackets ‘[’, braces ‘{’, pipes ‘|’ and tildes ‘~’.