Cereal marshmallows aren’t real marshmallows because, obviously, real marshmallows would destroy any cereal by turning it into a wet glop of shit. They’re their own thing. But they’re still delicious, and, in fact, they should be more prevalent in society at large. Why can’t I sprinkle them on birthday cake, hmmm?…

As horrible as this is, the city does have a point. An entity should not have to give its employees “don’t commit crimes” training in order to be free from liability for their actions taken when off-duty.

Kid died three weeks later

If you drink it fast enough it never gets cold enough to throw off the flavor.

To pretend that slaves were never happy or never had a good day or never smiled is to deny them a basic part of their humanity. That some were friendly with or even loved their masters is undeniable.

I’m just gonna throw it out there that I hate nachos made with liquid cheese. It just makes the chips soggy, and soggy chips make baby Buddha cry fat little tears.

My father (a Marine) had a trunk full of cool stuff in the attic, including a set of survival gear. One of the items in there was spool of trip wire. Which of course my friend and I thought was great (we were 11). There was this asshole who had been messing with us, and had destroyed the fort we had built in the…

Master does not allow Machamp to own clothes. If Master were to give Machamp clothes, Machamp would be free!

Seems like they should be able to color-correct the projection so that the on-court markings become nearly invisible. I wonder if they don’t for trademark/promotional reasons.

Suggested rule change: escalating penalties for fouls received against an individual player.

We put pictures of our kids in bath when they were 1 up on flickr. Most of our photos had 10 views. I made the bath pictures private when I noticed that had hit 200+ in a week...

This must be the crash:

Exactly. I’ve only been in the field about 5 years, but I’ve already worked with every single language up there except C#. I wouldn’t list Java or R on a resume, but I know that if someone gives me their code at the beginning of the week, I can tell them how we’ll integrate into our system by the end of the week.

Incorporating Black injects youthful energy and edge

If there are things you simply will not eat, and growing up is not an option,

You want to avoid creating situations where you end up encouraging players to commit penalties. This does the opposite of that.

Another tip: When they say "Hi, my name is Candy!" don't say, "Okay, now what's your real name?" Or if they have an accent, don't accuse them of faking it just to seem exotic. It's not clever, it's rude. You wouldn't go to a play and accuse the actors of being phonies, would you? Accept the performance for what…

Order placed, got confirmation. We'll see what happens. I was just thinking of getting the paperwhite a few days ago, glad I waited.

Order placed, got confirmation. We'll see what happens. I was just thinking of getting the paperwhite a few days…

Sure, he's there, and sure, he's technically the "patriarch," but anyone who thinks the show is about him hasn't paid any attention to the Kardashians at all (you lucky bastards, by the way, very jealous, much envy, wow).

You're right. It's about $6 billion per year in pay and benefits, though that does include all former members of Congress as well.