No, because Nixon was vice president under Eisenhower. My mind immediately went to 1960 as well before I re-read the question.

A polite discussion with citations and charts.

I feel sorry for that kid. His hand is probably going to be in a lot of pain from all the high-fives he's going to get for this.

I brush my teeth in the shower in the morning. I can really go at my teeth with gusto then, and just tip my head up to gargle and rinse. I try to brush my teeth at night too, but sink brushing is so inferior to shower brushing that it makes me angry.

On my high school football team, one of our linebackers transferred in senior year. He kept talking about "sticking a broomstick up the freshmen's asses", trying to get other people to go along with him. Nobody would, and finally someone asked him if they did that to him at his old school, and if they did he should…

Just use MSG instead (sold as Accent around these parts). That way you get the umami that the anchovies would have been bringing to the table without having to touch tiny little fish pieces.

I also had the misfortune of drafting Jordan Cameron. Thank god Delanie Walker was just sitting there on the free agent pile after week 2. Score!

To be fair to the Browns (because reality rarely is), they did have a 5 year stint where they weren't playing football.

Huh. I thought he was doing a power slide. Classic rock move.

Gideon Yu is not the owner of the 49ers. The Yorks are, with Jed York in charge of day-to-day operations. So, attention to detail is lacking.

Children are individuals. I know it's an obvious thing to say, but you don't really feel it, deep down, until you have at least 2 kids of your own. My boys are so alike in some ways that it lulls me into forgetting that. They're different, and they react very differently to different forms of punishment.

Hear hear. I love me some Jack O' Traveler Shanty. Good stuff.

I like to imagine that Doug Flutie has always been the color commentator in his own life.

Dammit Drew, why did you copy my life? You really should have picked a better life to copy. I too snuck into the role of left guard as a senior, though I made it to 4 games before getting benched. Then I separated my shoulder in practice, trying to arm tackle our 225lb fullback as he ran by me at full gallop, and…

Joking about a thing doesn't mean you think the thing is funny. It means it's part of a joke.

Fuck Ray Finkle.

The first incident I remember on The Trip (as it came to be known in my family) was a rock kicked up by a truck hitting the windshield of our minivan and taking out a decent size chunk of glass.

I can't but help read "student-athlete" in Cartman's plantation-owner voice.

They're just waiting for some huge natural disaster to hit on a Friday afternoon before a major holiday weekend.

Pissing, door open signals to all that you are Just Pissing and will be done Very Soon. Door closed but not latched is just fucking stupid.