Incorporating Black injects youthful energy and edge

If there are things you simply will not eat, and growing up is not an option,

You want to avoid creating situations where you end up encouraging players to commit penalties. This does the opposite of that.

Another tip: When they say "Hi, my name is Candy!" don't say, "Okay, now what's your real name?" Or if they have an accent, don't accuse them of faking it just to seem exotic. It's not clever, it's rude. You wouldn't go to a play and accuse the actors of being phonies, would you? Accept the performance for what…

Order placed, got confirmation. We'll see what happens. I was just thinking of getting the paperwhite a few days ago, glad I waited.

Order placed, got confirmation. We'll see what happens. I was just thinking of getting the paperwhite a few days…

Sure, he's there, and sure, he's technically the "patriarch," but anyone who thinks the show is about him hasn't paid any attention to the Kardashians at all (you lucky bastards, by the way, very jealous, much envy, wow).

You're right. It's about $6 billion per year in pay and benefits, though that does include all former members of Congress as well.

No, because Nixon was vice president under Eisenhower. My mind immediately went to 1960 as well before I re-read the question.

A polite discussion with citations and charts.

I feel sorry for that kid. His hand is probably going to be in a lot of pain from all the high-fives he's going to get for this.

I brush my teeth in the shower in the morning. I can really go at my teeth with gusto then, and just tip my head up to gargle and rinse. I try to brush my teeth at night too, but sink brushing is so inferior to shower brushing that it makes me angry.

On my high school football team, one of our linebackers transferred in senior year. He kept talking about "sticking a broomstick up the freshmen's asses", trying to get other people to go along with him. Nobody would, and finally someone asked him if they did that to him at his old school, and if they did he should…

Just use MSG instead (sold as Accent around these parts). That way you get the umami that the anchovies would have been bringing to the table without having to touch tiny little fish pieces.

I also had the misfortune of drafting Jordan Cameron. Thank god Delanie Walker was just sitting there on the free agent pile after week 2. Score!

To be fair to the Browns (because reality rarely is), they did have a 5 year stint where they weren't playing football.

Huh. I thought he was doing a power slide. Classic rock move.

Gideon Yu is not the owner of the 49ers. The Yorks are, with Jed York in charge of day-to-day operations. So, attention to detail is lacking.

Children are individuals. I know it's an obvious thing to say, but you don't really feel it, deep down, until you have at least 2 kids of your own. My boys are so alike in some ways that it lulls me into forgetting that. They're different, and they react very differently to different forms of punishment.

Hear hear. I love me some Jack O' Traveler Shanty. Good stuff.

I like to imagine that Doug Flutie has always been the color commentator in his own life.