The killer is....

“Kanye West may not be God, but nobody can deny that he’s just about as close as we’re ever going to get...”

The healing has begun already!

In that case, Twitter really missed out in using the term “user handle” instead of just “id.”

Ugh. Ive been looking forward to this for years, after reading a review of the script.

I liked this movie when it was called Meet the Feebles. And I didn’t like that movie.

Cmon now! “We’re no so different after all!” *Pees out of end of index finger* is clever and unexpected and hilarious. I think Scary movie 3 had a lot going for it. Number 2 on my list, I would say.

The walk is funny

But please put a content alert on links where I’m going to have to see Jeremy Piven

Yeah, but that word is either “BIFF” or “POW”

I think Christopher Plummer could be pretty good in Ant-Man and the Wasp.

+1 Beer

I only watched the trailer to see if it had it. I thought thanks to LadyBird RBF was getting its due again. Guess not.

Just once, it would be nice to see an end of the year film list and be able to say I’ve at least had a chance to see all those films. It’s almost getting to be like the theatre where only the very rich or those with special privileges get the opportunity to actually view certain kinds of films now. I’m really looking…

Sean Penn may be the most gifted filmmaker I’ve ever read; gifted not just because of his imagination, his energy, his originality, but because he has access to the unutterable, because he can look inside a humanitarian crisis and discover the the banal romance clichés. For twenty-six years he has been making films…

I clicked it, I can’t un-click it, but goddammit that headline led me to expect lip-synching at least comparable to the fried egg lip-synching to “Rap God”.

My favorite part was the “the user has not made this video available in your country” message.

“Now I have a musket. Ho-ho-ho, good sir.”

“Yippee-Ki-Yay, Heathcliff!”

Cut them some slack. Not many people realize that Die Hard was an adaptation of Wuthering Heights.

“No. If a person is imperfect, you must disavow them and everything they’ve ever touched.”—half of the internet