Since Jez didn’t cover his Seattle stop, FYI an anti-fa who was actively working to de-escalate tensions with protesters and MAGA-Nazis WAS SHOT by a MAGA bro who then went to police and turned himself in and then was RELEASED by the police immediately afterwards. http://patch.com/washington/seattle/man-who-shot-milo-y…

Thank god it wasn’t alt-tab. I use that all the time.

PETA euthanizes adoptable animals.

Ain’t nothing subtle with that one mate

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Complaining about people who complain about hipsters? How hipster of you.

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

Poor wittle racist piece of garbage wanted an honest response? Did you get your special snowflake fee-fees hurt?

Quick, send Duerte, and tell everyone he’s the President of Mexico!

Awooga

Stop being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole. It’s not, you know I’m right, and *that* form letter posted above is especially bad.

Except that an egg that is eaten has never been fertilized. Nice try though?

Tragic. These rich white people had to move their kids from one private school to another. Just terrible.

Wow, someone’s triggered

If they don’t find you handsome they should at least find you handy.

They’re doing all wrong. That’s a one man job boys.

she’s thirty-fucking-four and looks great. get out of here with that shit.

This.

I thought Kris WAS Gul Dukat.