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Sigh.

You do not change the M. Legions of five year olds know what that M means, and will beg their parents until said parents cave into buying the McNuggets. Years later, those five year olds will be adults and they remember feeling good when they got to go to the M. Pattern recognition works when you let it.

I feel like if you’re coming from a place of wanting to use a fork to eat wings, your opinion is already suspect.

I, for one, look forward to the fish-out-of-water story of King Shark’s time on the Canadian Women’s Curling Team.

Some notes: Joe fighting a volcano is exciting, for a sequel you’ve got to have something that tops that or people will just watch the original again. I don’t think a Carole really ups the stakes from a volcano. 

I also thought of this as soon as I heard about the Fresh Prince reboot although I imagined it as more of a horror series with Urkel serving as the tragic villain. Being rebuffed in his amorous and social pursuits turns Steve inward, desperate to fix those parts of himself he sees as holding him back.

In terms of who this is for, several of my friends who are vegetarian for ethical reasons are fine with eating meatless products cooked on/in the same surface as meat. Unless you’re super strict about it (and yes, many vegetarians/vegans are) it’s not an issue. And, anecdotally, these folks are super stoked to eat KFC…

Calling the cops NOW.

Warm take: everything is terrible, and lying to keep fun plot details sorta-kinda secret is ok actually.

I personally would love to see them try to put headphones on cats.

And you know what that usually leads to: a decline in quality. Money doesn’t fuel qualitative creativity, and pressure on creatives only makes it worse. This is especially since Hwang was actively making a societal statement through S1, despite the show’s weak twist.

so are there actual meals tied to the employees or is it just an ad campaign? Almost every person I’ve ever known who worked in fast food had a “secret” menu item they would make for themselves for their work meal. this could be a neat idea to show off some experimental meals without the risk of unused materials since…

Looks like you fell for the stupid clickbait headline too. This article skews the actual numbers. The number are based on hours and of course people are going to play games like NBA, Madden, CoD and Fortnight more than they will a 5-10 hour long game. These games have insane replayablility. A game like Ratchet would…

Some caveats: The ranking is based on cumulative hours played across the playerbase, not on total number of players. (According to Ryan, PS5 players clocked a cumulative 4.6 billion hours.)

Here’s a chart. Not perfect, but it’s easier to explain than cross-posting to a different, chartless article about marginal versus effective tax rates.

I really just want a game that tells an engaging story well, has super fun action, and fucking ends. I want to know what I’m supposed to do. I’m getting so tired of the open world schtick. Modern games are just asking for a lot of my lifespan.

I just started Breath of the Wild a few weeks ago, and there are aspects of…

I’m buying it day one. I miss linear single-player story experiences. I am sick and tired of “always live/open world/battle royale” bullshit. Give me a well-crafted AAA experience. I’ll do it. I’ll pay for it. And it’s not an FPS? Hot damn.

At least it’s not based on the version from the show, killing your players in real life is never a good thing.

People actually believed there were real strawberries in these things?