Fairly recently, I saw a family come into a restaurant with a bar and proceed to let their kids run amock while the parents ordered alcoholic drinks and settled in. Their daughter (couldn’t have been older than 6) ran behind the bar where employees were working multiple times. The manager came over to talk to the…

Taken, not stirred.

You don’t think he’d’ve been a good Bond? I think he would’ve. They could’ve given Bond a daughter, and Blofeld could kidnap her.

I’m trying not too hard to think about the Mushroom soup served out of a toad head.

Does Waking Life make the cut, or does the fact that it’s mostly rotoscope negate it? Bakshi used a lot of rotoscope as well.  Loving Vincent?

Yes, I think that flat screens are here to stay for good. Games like League of Legends will never be as accessible if you’re expected to put on a whole headset every time you want to play—especially in contexts like internet cafes, where you would have to manually configure the headset’s settings every time.

Sometimes the writers don’t want you to follow everything. If you catch just a noun or you catch an adverb, maybe that’s all they want you to comprehend. You don’t have to follow the entire sentence. It is intentional. Is it intentional 100 percent of the time? No, of course not.

breakfast tacos, maybe:  We can hold our own against San Antonio on those, but you have to head south for a good regular taco.

I miss GLOW. Its cruel early cancellation hurt me so much that it numbed me to every cruel early cancellation that Netflix has dished out since.

As a tangent, I like how Andrew Garfield is like the Jimmy Carter of movie Spider-Men - his tenure was mediocre to bad, but now it's just nice to have him in the public eye. 

I dunno, this seems more like Minesweeper to me?

Oh jesus christ so much fucking yikes there. I REALLY wish I could unread those screens

“queue” and “cue” are homophones but not homonyms and have rather distinct meanings unless you actually meant that Poker Face is standing physically in line behind Columbo.

Please pull around to the second window.

What I have said for years is that the worst thing about Republicans is that they rally behind their candidate, and the worst thing about Democrats is that they don't.

We’re probably still getting McCarthy in the end. I mean...no one else is stepping forward and challenging him. At least no one with the clout to get the remaining 20 votes he’s missing. They’ll cave eventually and then unite behind the guy. One thing is consistent with Republicans: no matter how badly they might hate…

If I get a text from a fast food place you can be damn sure they are never getting my business again.

People make cooking seem so daunting and hard. It’s not. Just watch the accompanying videos that come with most recipes and keep in mind that you’re not a pro and it’s OK to do thinks a bit slower if you need to. Taste the food as you go and adjust seasoning to your liking.