A bunch of bland, easily digested food for old white guys who grew up on Depression era cooking, that sounds right.

aw man so normal for your wife to not know if you had a heart attack or not and ask you about it after the fact. So chill and relatable and totally how a normal human beings would act/def happened. Like jesus christ he can’t even lie well

A fun anecdote about Jell-O shots: One of my BF’s roommates is known for her Jello-O shots, which she makes in the flavors of actual cocktails. Someone gave her a Jell-O mold shaped like a brain, so at the Halloween party we had gin and tonic brain and screwdriver brain.

I arrived in this country seven years ago on the day before Thanksgiving. The next day, as I walked past all the food loading up my paper plate (the fact we were using disposable plates and cutlery already made things seem strange), I took a little bit of everything. It was as I was eating, I came to realise how…

Or you could just bring it to work with you?

Oh sure, everyone knows about the new episodes in October. But what about new episodes ... in January!

That is indeed another qualifier.  If tips are really justified/expected, they damn well better make it easy to give them.  Realistically, they should be accepted in any format in which the place accepts actual payment.  Right now I know any places that uses Square for payments can work tips into their charge card…

Good. Chick Fil A is horribly overrated. Sure, its decent, but Im amazed at how many people go crazy for it, when its just a bland chicken sandwich with okay french fries. Ooooh, but they made this decent sauce that goes on everything so you dont have to actually taste the blandness nearly as much!

I love it. You are wrong and dumb.

Fallon’s writer’s room might have the worst “funny in theory/funny in practice” ratio ever. None of those bits are bad ideas on paper, and none of them are funny when put on their feet.

Fuck, Jimmy Fallon is awful.

Agree with you 100%

I think that’s a really great point. And one thing I wish I could have, and should have, made more clear is delineating a personal act of forgiveness vs the spectacle of it. I don’t know if Brandt intended for it to be a spectacle, but because it was filmed, because it was such a high profile case, and because the…

Hoo Boy. The Boomer Signal is flashing above gotham. Get ready to be (at best) sea lioned to death by a legion of Doo-wop loving, hippie to yuppie without hitching a step latent racist #NotAllBoomers.

CATASS AND I DEMAND THE CHIEF QUEEF BRIEF!

Apples are a gateway fruit to honeydews.

We have multiple editors. I don’t see every article. But, as I said, the buck still stops with me about what we publish.

Yes! I do this a lot, particularly with family and sometimes with friends. How does he have such a hard time with that? 

If one has a propensity to overplan and wants to break that habit, then great, fine. But I don’t understand the group meal thing and letting the unenlightened ones have a ‘small victory’... is having everyone share the dishes some sort of food critic thing? I care not what others order and would never expect to be…

THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.