I met him on a set (no, not a porn set; he was cameoing in a movie for a few days). This would have been 15-20 years ago, and he was definitely gross and selfish. Whenever he wasn’t the center of attention, he would just do loud, strange things. I wish I could say, “Oh, this dementia thing explains why he wiped the…

But that’s the thing: they almost always show up to the vote with a hint of bootleather already on their breath. The optics are terrible whether McCarthy gets it or not. They either wasted days trying to prevent the inevitable and prove that they can’t get even the simplest of tasks completed, or they prove that it…

The Twilight Zone - Night of the Meek gets me every time.

At least it’s a black bear.

The Takeout similarly suggested this nonsense for Thanksgiving. I’m militantly adamant that I don’t directly cause anyone else to work on Thanksgiving or Christmas. I frequently have to work those holidays myself, but I make sure in advance that I’m able to feed myself, whether it’s a sad sack dinner or an indulgent…

At this point, I might have a chance at becoming Pope.

A few years ago, I had this minor epiphany that I don’t actually hate Christmas. Christmas and Christmas Eve can be kind of nice! They just aren’t anywhere near nice enough to make up for how miserable November 1 - December 23 are. And the solution always seems to be “MORE Christmas!” I swear, before I’m dead they’ll…

Incidentally, I would love for Aubrey Plaza to play The Joker.

If they do kill him off, it amuses me that the last living original MCU Avengers would be Hulk and Hawkeye, and at that point I’d be rooting for Hawkeye to win that tontine.

I highly doubt they’d give Larry Wilmore another shot after cancelling The Nightly Show, but I really liked what he was doing with that. He had the ability to get palpably frustrated the way that Jon Stewart could during a tough interview, but still had the chops and the jokes to help make the medicine go down.

Haven’t you heard? Halloween is getting evicted from October. You’re supposed to buy your candy before September 30th so that stores can make room to sell Christmas trees on October 1.

Troll 2. Corn.

I honestly wasn’t expecting the answer to the headline’s question to be “hepatitis.”

Colossal is great. I wish Nacho Vigalondo would get more work. He has a knack for taking what seems like a fun, quirky concept, then twisting it until you lose all faith in humanity.

Put a sign on the door of every GameStop: “Child Care Services: $50/hr per child + applicable fees.” Have some waivers and release forms ready to sign on a nice, weighty clipboard. I bet that would put a stop to it.

This is why I love Canada, but don’t trust Canadians in the US. To paraphrase an idiot talking about a different border, “They aren’t sending their best people.”

Employee IDing me at self-checkout: “Funny, I’m a minor making sure you’re old enough to buy alcohol!”

Yeah, but with the PSVR you run HDMI from the breakout box to the TV. So when I was playing non-VR games or streaming something, it was throttling everything down to 1080 for the TV.

Sure; it seems inevitable. I’m just afraid they’ll gouge me for the full price again. I wouldn’t even mind “spend $10-20 for the PSVR2 haptic upgrades, and keep all the track packs you previously bought.” I just wouldn’t bet on that.