Yeah, that’s my fear. I’ve only bought maybe a third of the track packs, but still.

And I went back to playing my PSVR on my PS4 instead of my PS5 because the breakout box was downscaling the PS5's resolution to 1080. I get that they want to curate the experience so that people’s first experience in the new hardware isn’t disappointing, but hell. They did fairly decent at identifying which games or…

This is exactly the social experiment I needed someone to conduct and write about ever since I heard of these ridiculous applause lengths. I applaud you. Just not for 13 minutes.

Oddly enough, scrutinizing the length and quality of meaninglessly gratuitous applause sounds very much like something Jack Gladney would obsess over until his doctor prescribed him a drug specifically for ALA (Applause Length Anxiety).

I’m still holding out hope for a special edition Crystal Head vodka celebrating the 30th Anniversary of the release of Coneheads, with an obvious design tweak to the bottle.

I didn’t mind Syndicate, but I get the criticism of it. My dark horse favorite was Rogue, which got zero promotion, hype, or love releasing in the shadow of Unity. I’ll never understand why they didn’t delay Unity a year to fix the bugs and just release Rogue.

I’ll never understand the love for Origins, and I’ll never forgive Ubisoft for killing PvP multiplayer. Stab-you’re-it hide-and-seek multiplayer was the only online MP I ever really enjoyed. AC: Origins is AC for people who hate AC.

Unity was absolutely fine once it was patched. Origins was such an overlong slog that I quit what used to be one of my favorite video game franchises.

I bet the truth is somewhere in the middle. I imagine the events of the final two seasons hearken close to the bullet points that GRRM provided, but it looks and sounds incredibly stupid when you just rush through those bullet points without fleshing them out. And that’s absolutely why it’s taking so long to write the…

And it sounds like they really had to twist Franco’s arm to agree to be in it. If even James Franco has the self-awareness to hesitate on something, it’s almost certainly a terrible idea.

What are the odds that the trailer showed 55% of Christopher Lloyd’s total screen time?

I feel like April Fools Day has turned into a sort of beta test for trolling products. “Hey, look! We’ve added this disgusting thing to our menu! April Fools! ...unless enough of you click on the button suggesting you’re interested in buying in—then it’ll be on the menu in every restaurant by June, and we were totally …

I wasn’t a fan of the coma seasons, but I think they were onto something. It was just really tiring watching them shoehorn the exact same characters and recycle the same jokes into different settings. However, if they wrapped Archer up, then had the exact same creative team (voice cast and all) start a brand new IP…

I imagine they’re going to have to time jump to 1989, given the aging of the actors. I hope that gives Ted an opportunity to actually come face-to-face with something undeniably supernatural and deadpan something like, “Reagan never would have let this happen.”

<reads post on Musk, Johnson, then this> Is today secret child awareness day or something?

It’s free press, sadly. By next summer Ezra’s either done some serious work and reflection and gets headlines about their apology press tour, or they keep them as far away from the promotional tour as possible, rename it “Batman: Flashpoint” and let Michael Keaton handle the talk show circuit giving an Oscar-worthy…

50 Shades of Sharks? Why is anyone still putting “50 Shades of” in front of anything, let alone a shark documentary on Disney Plus?

You raise an interesting point. Release the paternity tests, Ted.

Sounds like we need a heel-type performer named Bryan SLAYton.